Beer Quotes · Page 14

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

— Ernest Thesiger

Who needs education when you got a beer and some dro to go.

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

— Jeff Foxworthy

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

— Raymond Chandler

“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”

— Anthony Liccione

“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer”

— Groucho Marx

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

— W. C. Fields

At first I thought, beer's nasty. Then I found IPAs. They're delicious.

— Michael Chandler

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the…

— Kevin Nealon

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.

— Rebecca Miller

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!

— Robert Bolt

“During the first millennium BCE, even the beer-loving Mesopotamians turned their backs on beer, which was dethroned as the most cultured and…

— Tom Standage

I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who…

— Bryan Brown

It's in the pub, when I'm having a pint of beer after a hard week of work that I feel at my…

— Adam Pearson

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next…

— Woody Allen

I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll…

— Doug Benson

We had an episode where Bud asks his dad, I was named after the beer, right, Dad? And Ed ONeill, who played…

— David Faustino

I think till I reached my mid-30s, I just rebelled and rebelled. But eventually, the one thing I did pick up from…

— Twinkle Khanna

''Just think, never to be glad or disappointed. Never to like anyone and get cross at him and forgive him. Never to…

— Tove Jansson

Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer…

— Billy Carter

I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their…

— Peter York

This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…

— Bill Engvall

People in the street will either call me 'Prime Minister' or 'Justin.' We'll see how that goes. But when I'm working, when…

— Justin Trudeau

Do not suppose that abuses are eliminated by destroying the object which is abused. Men can go wrong with wine and women.…

— Martin Luther

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

— James Franco

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

— Art Donovan

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

— Johnny Damon

Fear is just like Beer, if you take too much it then you will lost control on yourself

— Anonymous

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.

— Dion DiMucci

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

— Prince William

The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

— Charles Stuart Calverley

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

— Charles Bukowski

Always live your life with your biography in mind.

— Marisha Pessl

I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint.

— Nikhil Saluja

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

— Joseph Epstein

“You want a beer?” she said. A beer! At 3:01 a.m. Ridiculous. “Yes, please.”

— Graeme Simsion

We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it.

— Robert Gibbs

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

— Michael Jackson