Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“I could feel her breasts up against my stomach. I wanted a beer real bad.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]” — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some… — John Chaney Copy Share Image
“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I've never had hard liquor, I've never had a whiskey drink in my life. I… — Zoya Akhtar Copy Share Image
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can… — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got… — Michael Flatley Copy Share Image
I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn't do the best possible job on the show, so I had… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again,… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
Maybe this is my left-wing conspiracy theory, but the right has re-branded itself as kind of the everyman party: Who's the person… — Morgan Neville Copy Share Image
I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand… — Missy Giove Copy Share Image
We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left… — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
“Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up, my stepfather, who was the manliness… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
“If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.” — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
“First you point your pea shooter at me; now you want more beer. Hell of a first date.” — D. Scott Meek Copy Share Image
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears. — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo. — Kenny Baker Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
“Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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