Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops. — Hildegard of Bingen Copy Share Image
Melding Staten Island history with making beer has been a dream come true. — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I'm not saying having one pint will stop you from winning but you don't want to finish a race disappointed with your… — Chris Hoy Copy Share Image
Some folks of cider make a rout And cider's well enough no doubt When better liquors fail; But wine, that's richer, better… — John Gay Copy Share Image
Politics is not really politics any more. It is run, for the most part, by Madison Avenue advertising firms, who sell politicians… — Helen Caldicott Copy Share Image
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a… — Jim Himes Copy Share Image
I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, 'Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a… — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that… — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
At fourteen or fifteen, I decided to earn my living when I grew up playing drums made from wooden beer kegs and… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time… — Clive James Copy Share Image
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...and every Wednesday the perfumed young lady slips me a hundred-crown note to leave her alone with the convict. And by Thursday… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
Although finding fruit flies in your wine or beer can be a bit annoying, I hope people will pause to admire the… — Michael Dickinson Copy Share Image
The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer,… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
I drink tea like Oliver Reed used to drink beer. I must get through about 12 to 15 cups a day. — Chris Kamara Copy Share Image
No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, than there is always beer — Granger Smith Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as ugly chicks...instead, there's such thing as not enough beer!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer. — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers. — David Swanson Copy Share Image
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. — Clementine Paddleford Copy Share Image
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