No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
I used to sit and draw in the evening with a couple of crates of beer. That makes the ideas flow. — David Linley Copy Share Image
I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms,… — Nadine Velazquez Copy Share Image
How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I wasn't born for diggin deep holes I'm not made for pavin long roads I aint cut out to climb high line… — Billy Currington Copy Share Image
I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play… — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing.… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
“The advertise their products in such a fashion as to make it seem wonderful to drink their ethanol products. It does not… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you… — Kelly Jones Copy Share Image
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Either the Anglo-Saxon race will possess the Pacific slope or the Mongolians will possess it. We have this day to choose... whether… — James G. Blaine Copy Share Image
Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I love the idea of having a beer with a lot of the musicians I admire. — Taylor Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“Are we letting her drink beer again?" "Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
“Come on, buddy--she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute.” — Katie Allen Copy Share Image
