Beer Quotes · Page 19

After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.

— Anonymous

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

— Jimmy Buffett

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

— Dave Mustaine

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

— Langston Hughes

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

— Ed ONeill

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

— Mark Twain

I've never read a self help book... the most self-help I've read is on a beer mat.

— Ophelia Lovibond

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

— H. L. Mencken

“Beer does not satisfy magic, however. So the magic ordered a round of Harvey Wallbangers. But it takes more than vodka to…

— Tom Robbins

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and…

— A. J. P. Taylor

When I was at my biggest I was having a daily fry up, fish and chips once per week, takeaway a couple…

— Gregg Wallace

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

— Greg Gutfeld

I'm known for my strength and it helped that from a young age I was carrying around crates of beer or carpets…

— Ricky Hatton

We've shared good (times) We've shared good fries We've shared good (beers) But never goodbyes... Till now Mind how you go, good…

— John Walter Bratton

It is not “just beer,” it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, food and television advertising, can be extraordinarily…

— Stephen Beaumont

Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21…

— MrAwesome

I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer.…

— Haruki Murakami

To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of…

— Bill Veeck

I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something…

— Brad Renfro

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American…

— Will Durst

The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly…

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Most of what presents itself to us in the marketplace as a product is in truth a web of relationships, between people,…

— Michael Pollan

One thing with Montreal is it's so cold and everyone's so poor and beer's so cheap: if you go to a show…

— Grimes

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

— Jack Nicholson

“I set my controller in my lap and lean back, taking another sip of my beer.”

— Kristen Proby

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

— Robert Benchley

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

Remember, the best beer in the world is the one you brewed.

— Charlie Papazian

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

— Martin Luther

We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

— Richard von Weizsaecker

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

— Sid Vicious

“Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.”

— George Wendt

Beer is such an integral part of the Indian culture.

— Maneet Chauhan

Saying you like beer for it's taste is the same as saying you like women for their brains.

— Nikhil Saluja

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

— W. C. Fields

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.

— Berkeley Breathed