Beer Quotes · Page 21

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

— Carrie Nation

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.

— Kenelm Digby

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

— Ronald Biggs

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

— Anonymous

My body was built through years of good food - and beer.

— Dick Strawbridge

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

— Ashley Purdy

There's no reason why a player is done at 33, 34. They train better, they eat better, they drink better. This isn't…

— Bobby Clarke

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some…

— John Chaney

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my…

— James Gould Cozzens

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”

— Benjamin Franklin

President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs,…

— Jimmy Fallon

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get…

— Mike Ditka

In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite…

— W. H. Auden

I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad…

— David Giuntoli

An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general…

— John Updike

2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the…

— Charles Bukowski

A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer…

— John R. Rice

Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again,…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn't do the best possible job on the show, so I had…

— David Letterman

For all we know that English people are/ Fed upon beef - I won't say much of beer/ Because 'tis liquor only,…

— Lord Byron

In the days when Glastonbury was an alternative festival, it was quite interesting. Now it is the most bourgeois thing on the…

— Bruce Dickinson

I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards,…

— Charles Bukowski

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

— Garth Brooks

Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.

— Michael Jackson

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

— Anonymous

VIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care

— Nicki Minaj

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

— Celia Rivenbark

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

— W. C. Fields

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.

— Felix Sabates

Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

— Homer

“Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!”

— Anshul Dubey

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

— Phil Anselmo

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

— Tom Waits

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

— Axl Rose

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

— John Green

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

— John Adams

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

— Anne Sexton