Beer Quotes · Page 23

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!

— Prince Philip

“Civilization as well as civility thrive where there is a pot of beer.”

— Randy Mosher

The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.

— Anonymous

No, I never drink beer. I've never had a pint of lager in my life.

— John Barnes

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

— Anonymous

They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up.

— Chuck Berry

I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food.

— Richard Dean Anderson

I like any European city where you can sit outside, have a beer and watch the world go by.

— Richard Herring

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some…

— Lewis Grizzard

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.

— Rick Warren

I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it…

— Woodrow Wilson

I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of…

— Lewis Carroll

I'm one who will go and have a beer with my pals on a Sunday afternoon. I'll go on a Friday night…

— Chris Wilder

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.

— Ozzy Osbourne

I only drink after a fight. I'll go through an eight- to 10-week training camp where I don't drink at all. But…

— Chad Mendes

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and…

— Ernest Hemingway

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass…

— Terry Pratchett

As I am writing, another illustration of ye generation of hills proposed above comes into my mind. Milk is as uniform a…

— Isaac Newton

One of the coolest things to me about going to a show is you look over, and the guy next to you…

— Craig Finn

These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow,…

— Harriet Beecher Stowe

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl…

— Asher Roth

We need development in the Northern Territory but we don't need it based on something we might get in five years. We…

— Nigel Scullion

The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops…

— George Orwell

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded…

— Timothy Olyphant

I should be the face of Samuel Smith Beer. That'd be great.

— Sam Smith

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

— Jerry Adler

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?

— Bret Easton Ellis

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.

— Theo de Raadt

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

— Bill Bailey

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

— Billy Carter

To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.

— Laozi

When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.

— Amy Hempel

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

— Anonymous

I love quality drinks - a really good beer, or a great wine.

— Mick Hucknall

I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot.

— Julio Cesar Chavez Sr

Unlike Beer, Love Doesn't Taste Good When It's Cold...

— Pacifiersucker

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

— Richard Harris

It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.

— Adolphus Busch

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.

— Bob Mortimer