Beer Quotes · Page 24

You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.

— Billy Joel

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

— Brian Clough

I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.

— Jerry Garcia

Once, Dad had too much beer and had to be carried home.

— Karan Kapoor

Precious to me—it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer...

— Charles Stuart Calverley

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

— Socrates

“Beer wasn't so bad; it mostly made him happy. Or semi-happy. Or, at least, not crazy.”

— Jonas Jonasson

I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

— Jennifer Rardin

If you rise in life, you have to behave in a certain way. You can go to a strip club if you're…

— Charlie Munger

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my…

— Anna Faris

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than…

— Charles Bukowski

America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal.

— Nancy Johnson

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut…

— Harlan Coben

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home…

— Danny Brown

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin…

— Edward Abbey

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

— Babe Ruth

The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness…

— George Mackay Brown

I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea…

— Kurt Cobain

So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle…

— George Orwell

“Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up, my stepfather, who was the manliness…

— Forrest Griffin

We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left…

— Zakk Wylde

Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand…

— Missy Giove

I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring…

— Tammara Webber

Maybe this is my left-wing conspiracy theory, but the right has re-branded itself as kind of the everyman party: Who's the person…

— Morgan Neville

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

— Anonymous

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

— Kris Kristofferson

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

— P.J. Wolfson

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

“Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.”

— Andy Weir

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

“I am designing the future on beer mats, like Churchill and Stalin at Yalta.”

— David Mitchell

I was charged as an adult years before I could buy a beer, lease an apartment, get a pack of cigarettes. I…

— Jelly Roll

Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is…

— Richard P. Feynman

Sometimes it's just the beer and bikinis that get people to come and watch, but it's the competition that's keeping them there.

— Kerri Walsh

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't…

— Chris Pratt

I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got…

— Michael Flatley

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest…

— Jay Leno

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can…

— Frederick The Great

I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I've never had hard liquor, I've never had a whiskey drink in my life. I…

— Zoya Akhtar