“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
When you see a Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty or Jackson Browne show, the impression you get is that you'd love to… — Taylor Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
A bee rose up from a sun-filled paper cup, off to make slum honey from some diet root beer it had found… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
I haven't had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone's dead and my root beer's… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Let's stop insulting each other and really get to know people. I mean, have a few beers and go on a fishing… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“I had made an early policy decision to drink the native beer despite the undoubted horrors of the process of fabrication. On… — Nigel Barley Copy Share Image
Canada, at the moment, is going through a Lord of the Rings moment. Having been a lowly Hobbit with furry feet and… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
Those type of people [in New Orleans] keep me happy and just smiling, you know? I just go hang out and talk… — Troy Andrews Copy Share Image
You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his… — Stephen Mansfield Copy Share Image
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that… — Brad Delson Copy Share Image
Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone… — Rob Malda Copy Share Image
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and… — Bryan Hayes Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way… — John Daly Copy Share Image
“If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.” — Telford Vice Copy Share Image
“American culture enforces such rigid gender roles for male friendships that they are gay unless they materially resemble a beer commercial.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming… — Patricia Richardson Copy Share Image
I wish life was not so short. Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck… — Andy Van Slyke Copy Share Image
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy… — Ace Frehley Copy Share Image
So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That's the question.… — Sandra Day O'Connor Copy Share Image
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Here's to the drunken Marine With beer in his canteen! You've heard of the Unknown Soldier But, never an unknown Marine! — John Ripley Copy Share Image
The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill… — Chris Baio Copy Share Image
“Matters are very seldom all black or white. They can even be both at the same time - The Beer Fairy” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but… — Gemma Chan Copy Share Image
Boughs have their fruit and blossom At all times of the year; Rivers are running over With red beer and brown beer. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is… — Jerry Pournelle Copy Share Image
It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis.… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
![“Those type of people [in New Orleans] keep me happy and just smiling, you know? I just go hang out and talk with them and they tell me all types of old stories, and sometimes I might even pull my horn out in the middle of the block, and they're playing on beer bottles and different things, and we…” quote by Troy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbd/troy-andrews-56231_able_those-type-of-people-in-new-orleans-keep_1648146.jpg)
