Beer Quotes · Page 27

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it…

— Richard Strauss

“Since my body is a temple I try to eat only healthy foods. Then again, I am half-Irish and half-German so I…

— James Hauenstein

Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught…

— George Crabbe

People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

— Bob McKenzie

Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making…

— Sean Evans

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of…

— Sylvia Plath

I should have been born a crazy rich Asian because I do have expensive taste. I have champagne taste but I'm on…

— Nico Santos

Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said…

— Conan O'Brien

One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the…

— Elizabeth Flock

She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms…

— Toni Morrison

Everything was a trap: women, drugs, whiskey, wine, scotch, beer - even beer - cigars, and cigarettes. Traps: Work or no work.…

— Charles Bukowski

When you're underperforming the index, you go home at night and cry in your beer. It's not fun, but who said this…

— Bill Gross

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You…

— Samuel L. Jackson

So relational evangelism? Go for it, as long as it turns into real evangelism. You hanging out having a beer with your…

— Matt Chandler

Outside the youth center, between the liquor store and the police station, a little dogwood tree is losing its mind; overflowing with…

— Tony Hoagland

I liked the taste of beer, its live, white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet-brown walls of the…

— Dylan Thomas

I suspect states are going to realize there's money to be made, and they'll start to change laws so people can distil…

— Adam Rogers

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I…

— Rodney Carrington

The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets.

— Henry David Thoreau

I just nEeda mAKe iTt cLeAr >> uSs qErLss d0n't nEed liqu0r oRr bEer [ we just nAtuRa|ly Fuked upp ]

— Matthew

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little…

— Tre Cool

No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and…

— Woody Allen

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if…

— Corra May Harris

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

— Paul Leary

Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this…

— Michael Jackson

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's…

— Edward Abbey

“Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a…

— Tom Robbins

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“It’s not a coincidence that whiskey most often comes from countries with a strong beer/ale culture.”

— Kate Hopkins

Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in…

— Rafael Sabatini

If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

— John Steinbeck

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.

— Grant Wood

“What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as…

— Francesca Marciano

Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how…

— Maria Edgeworth

It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

— Jack Handey

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and…

— Zoe Saldana

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

— Daniel Dumile

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of…

— O. Henry

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.…

— J. P. Donleavy