Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just… — Ian Astbury Copy Share Image
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and… — John Robbins Copy Share Image
Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime… — Roger Maris Copy Share Image
John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd… — Pete Best Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The thing about singing is that if you're having fun while doing it then people will have fun watching you do it.… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
About 120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. If our… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
“Emil believed that beer was not only noble – the drink of the old Moravians – but positively beneficial for running. ‘This… — Richard Askwith Copy Share Image
I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds,… — Helene Hanff Copy Share Image
I always tell Phil we're like the party poopers. If we ever get invited to a player party, between the two of… — Jeanie Buss Copy Share Image
In short, I will preach it [the Word], teach it, write it, but I will constrain no man by force, for faith… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness?… — Ron Clarke Copy Share Image
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But… — John Green Copy Share Image
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then… — Joe Theismann Copy Share Image
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I love coming to New York. I think I'm going to come really often here. I need to - for the show,… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we… — Martha MacCallum Copy Share Image
Going on tour, you don't have a lot of time to mull things over. You're just kind of, "Another beer, another show,… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be… — Brigit of Kildare Copy Share Image
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars... — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
What mixed martial arts is being marketed as is not the truth. We're not a bunch of idiots in a cage drinking… — Frank Shamrock Copy Share Image
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
I did Noise Music because I genuinely liked noise... But a lot of people didn't. At my concerts, people smashed beer glasses… — Boyd Rice Copy Share Image
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