Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels… — Dontrelle Willis Copy Share Image
At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh,… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. — John Denver Copy Share Image
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs — David Hilbert Copy Share Image
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four… — Laurel Aitken Copy Share Image
Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean.… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine's heady, gin is poisonous, vodka's cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I'm… — Cate Marvin Copy Share Image
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties… — Bob Livingston Copy Share Image
I have a lot of special memories with my parents but my toughest one is, I had, as a teenager, a pretty… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
When I was covering games, and this is back in the '60s, you'd go into the manager's office. I can still visualize… — Frank Deford Copy Share Image
No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
The Corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Of course, it's not all right for girls to behave this way.… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants… — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest… — Andrew Ferguson Copy Share Image
Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off… — Jeremy Shockey Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown… — Reginald De Koven Copy Share Image
Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and… — John D. Voelker Copy Share Image
A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten! — Patrick Rossiter Copy Share Image
I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is… — Jeff Gannon Copy Share Image
“I never understood a lot of things less complicated than why people put up with each other." -- Songs From Richmond Avenue” — Michael Reed Copy Share Image
