A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer… — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
I don't have a nice singing voice! Particularly if I've had a few beers, that's when I'll get up and go on… — Danny Miller Copy Share Image
Any time I'm at a bar, I'm hoping somebody asks me about the offside rule. Give me four bottles of beer and… — Brendan Hunt Copy Share Image
I can't describe the feeling when I go down - it's down down down and there's never going to be an up… — John Marsden Copy Share Image
I wrote 'Millie's Cafe' driving out of Ft. Worth, Texas one time. I was in a dust storm in my old bus.… — Fred Eaglesmith Copy Share Image
“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because… — Dick Masterson Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
“I drink beer not to get drunk or because i have stress, i drink beer just because i want to share good… — Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know people say that we are a load of beer drinkers but we are far more professional these days. These critics… — Adrian Lewis Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
Medalla is Puerto Rico's national treasure, as I call it. It's a Puerto Rican national beer - a great light beer for… — Pedro Capo Copy Share Image
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they… — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest.… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the… — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer — Plato Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
My films are like drinking a good beer, but pleasure doesn't mean that it cannot change someone's point of view. — Takashi Miike Copy Share Image
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of… — Charles Madigan Copy Share Image
“A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the… — Patti Callahan Henry Copy Share Image
Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
It's a weird thing with accents. When I go home it gets a lot stronger, when I've had a few beers it… — Iwan Rheon Copy Share Image
I had dropped a good design, which I had once bent my thoughts upon, and that was to try if I could… — Daniel Defoe Copy Share Image
The opposition has always opposed the Universal Child Care Benefit, from the time the Liberals said parents would just spend it on… — Pierre Poilievre Copy Share Image
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion. — Susan Cain Copy Share Image
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