Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell Copy Share Image
Wiseguy' is very demanding of an audience; you just can't sit back on the couch with a beer and zone out and… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I look up at the sky, wondering if I'll catch a glimpse of kindness there, but I don't. All I see are… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I love anything hearty and I'm very vocal about my hatred for turkey. I just, I will never understand people's love for… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
One of the remarkable things about being 19 is that you can break open a case of warm beer at midnight and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Well I work up Sunday morning, With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt, And the beer I had for… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk.… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
I think the biggest survival instinct that Midwesterners possess is self deprecation, it's almost a Buddha-like sense of humor in anything that… — Amy Pietz Copy Share Image
Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off… — Jeremy Shockey Copy Share Image
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest… — Andrew Ferguson Copy Share Image
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants… — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
I've always just wanted to make people feel something with my music - whether it makes you want to laugh, cry or… — Lainey Wilson Copy Share Image
“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy,… — Martin Bashir Copy Share Image
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how… — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as… — Francesca Marciano Copy Share Image
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. — Grant Wood Copy Share Image
If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
