I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great. — Pauline Quirke Copy Share Image
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some… — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts. — Thurl Ravenscroft Copy Share Image
Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third. — Malcolm Lowry Copy Share Image
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy? — George du Maurier Copy Share Image
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all… — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with… — Carl R Trueman Copy Share Image
Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing… — James E. Webb Copy Share Image
The facts are, the reality is, you can't really enjoy it. You win a football match and by the time you get… — Scott Parker Copy Share Image
I use dull colors in my drawings because I started out using a root beer base because it seemed like an interesting… — Marcel Dzama Copy Share Image
No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
We have to recognise, that the gin-palace, like many other evils, although as poisonous, is still a natural outgrowth of our social… — William Booth Copy Share Image
Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the… — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID… — Homer Copy Share Image
I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believer, and some people may disagree, and I'm happy to have a beer with them and talk about it,… — Greig Fraser Copy Share Image
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England,… — Wade Barrett Copy Share Image
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie Copy Share Image
Ginny's Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it's close to old school beer joint music venue as… — Dale Watson Copy Share Image
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the… — Hugh Hood Copy Share Image
I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you… — James Frain Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is certainly… — Carlos Alvarez Copy Share Image
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
As I sat back and imagined what my transition from the Red Sox might be, I thought it would smell more like… — Theo Epstein Copy Share Image
What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn't the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys… — Pat Gillick Copy Share Image
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and… — Charles Stuart Calverley Copy Share Image
You can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airlineit helps if you have some kind of a… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
With a hand full of beer and a heart full of cheer, Im as Irish as I can get, but add good… — Jon Bendera Copy Share Image
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
