“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Copy Share Image
Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. — Dave Cook Copy Share Image
“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place… — Thomas Rhett Akins Copy Share Image
Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods - white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs,… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them… — George Arnold Copy Share Image
Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked… — Jayson Williams Copy Share Image
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
It was darkly rumoured that the butler, regarding him with favour such as that stern man had never shown before to mortal… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made… — Astrid Kirchherr Copy Share Image
The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums... give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shyheim, I took him on the road with me on the Budweiser Superfest. He was like 15 years old, too young to… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
To live with integrity in an unjust society we must work for justice. To walk with integrity through a landscape strewn with… — Starhawk Copy Share Image
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. — William Bradford Copy Share Image
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Johnny Pesky Copy Share Image
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. — Trevor O'Hoy Copy Share Image
People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man… — Lew Wasserman Copy Share Image
When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant. — Greg Noonan Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy… — Joe Elliott Copy Share Image
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king. — Emile Verhaeren Copy Share Image
If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy… — Ellen Malcolm Copy Share Image
“I have done good things in life. I have done bad things in life. But the beer has tasted great during both.” — Thurman P. Banks Jr Copy Share Image
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. — Craig Berube Copy Share Image
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
First and foremost, I love beer, and if there's one job that's more fun than being on TV or being a firefighter,… — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and… — Chad Kroeger Copy Share Image
