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Jack Handey

(1949) Comedian United States

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Jack Handey jokes that life can feel like a dream, especially when you realize you forgot your pants. He imagines absurd ideas, like wanting to be patriotic enough to kill on both sides, or wishing he could buy a solid‑gold pick in the Old West. He also points out how rules seem to take over everything.

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Jack Handey is a comedian from the United States, best known for The stench of Honolulu.

Quick Facts About Jack Handey

Born
February 25, 1949
Nationality
United States
Profession
Comedian
Notable works
The stench of Honolulu

About Jack Handey

He also created the short videos “Fuzzy Memories” and “My Big Thick Novel,” and his deadpan delivery makes his jokes memorable.

Awards & Honors

Emmy Award

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