A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy,… — Martin Bashir Copy Share Image
“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I've always just wanted to make people feel something with my music - whether it makes you want to laugh, cry or… — Lainey Wilson Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if people stopped voting for folksy candidates they could have a beer with and started… — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
Wishing you barrels of Beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think 75% of sports fans just want sports. They want to sit down on their couch... pop open a beer, and… — Clay Travis Copy Share Image
...the sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal, or two friends talking over… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV. The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“21. Beer and skittles To say that ‘life isn’t all beer and skittles’, is to say that life isn’t solely about self-indulgence… — Write The Right Way Copy Share Image
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
“Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not… — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
“After a while I got hungry and went to the kitchen. There was nothing to eat. I drank another beer and looked… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
The gospel preached during every television show is 'You only go around once in life, so get all the gusto you can.'… — John Silber Copy Share Image
It was Saturday late, have you seen my mates, can you tell me when the boys get here? Well, it's seven o'clock… — Elton John Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. This is my first beer. Ah only ever moon people sober. Y’ never know what horrible things might happen if’n ya… — Elliott Kay Copy Share Image
Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself… — Ian Woosnam Copy Share Image
When we show up in a city, we ask, 'Where's the best restaurant? What's the best beer?' You start doing that, and… — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
In Barbados, you have a beer with your food at 8 A.M. on a Saturday morning and basically go on a pub… — Andi Oliver Copy Share Image
I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
I had my own youth. I had fun playing in the amateurs, going out with my friends on the weekend, drinking a… — Jaap Stam Copy Share Image
Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me… — Justine Bateman Copy Share Image
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk… — Al Purdy Copy Share Image
“If you ever start thinking that any of them are developmentally more mature than a high school boy, just remember they named… — Kaya McLaren Copy Share Image
People come home from work. They want to pop a beer. They want to find out who won a game. And next… — Clay Travis Copy Share Image
My beer has been universally well-liked beyond my most sanguine expectations. Cannot serve half my customers, and they are increasing every day. — John Molson Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis Copy Share Image
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face… — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
There's something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer… — Michael Pitt Copy Share Image
