You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I wasn't a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross,… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I used to go to the pub every day and drink five pints of beer and then think, 'What is it that's… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it… — Eminem Copy Share Image
The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles… — Liz Truss Copy Share Image
The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. — William Blake Copy Share Image
But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray… — William Blake Copy Share Image
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
It says that alcoholism is a disease, and that it gets passed on from generation to generation. I've told my kids about… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an… — Ed ONeill Copy Share Image
All great tasks test our motivation. It's easy to court ideas over beers and change the world with napkin sketches, but like… — Scott Berkun Copy Share Image
Why couldn't the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn't blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
You don't need a gym to develop real strength. Just get an empty keg of beer and fill it with sand or… — Brian Shaw Copy Share Image
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image
Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer. — Marv Levy Copy Share Image
Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach. — Upton Sinclair Copy Share Image
Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I know, everybody thinks that all Aussies love beer. I guess most of them do, but not me. — Evonne Goolagong Cawley Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! — Bill Owen Copy Share Image
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
