Swaying to new beats, hearing old favorites, and drinking expensive beer are ageless pastimes. — Julia Hartz Copy Share Image
Drinking rule no.1 if you are still standing u need another beer! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer. — Robert Heilbroner Copy Share Image
To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world. — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine... — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Obama doesn't seem like a burger and a beer kind of guy. I have to say, I don't find that problematic at… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“You can buy beer now," she said, finding it almost funny after how much effort they used to go to get it… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
I'd happily cover the British Open every year until St. Andrews slides into the sea or Scotland runs out of beer, whichever… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the… — Homer Copy Share Image
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag Copy Share Image
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes Copy Share Image
Drag queens in the UK, they survive it all - there's a hen party, a stag party, people throwing beer bottles. They… — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And… — R.D. Blackmore Copy Share Image
I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
Sometimes supporting is difficult because a lot of people go to a gig to see the main act and to have a… — Passenger Copy Share Image
“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your… — Andre the BFG Copy Share Image
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“The weirdest thing about Tibet is that the most popular beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. Everywhere, even on the slopes of Everest,… — Scott Stoll Copy Share Image
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch Copy Share Image
I think it's refreshing that someone on TV can admit they drink beer, eat meat, and wear fur. — Teresa Giudice Copy Share Image
“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer. — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay. — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. — George Thorogood Copy Share Image
