Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
I've spent my life just travelling and singing for beer or money or whatever. — Johnny Paycheck Copy Share Image
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else. — A A Milne Copy Share Image
Matter of fact c'mon, let's go in the store and get a beer. When we walk past each other, turn and pop… — D Block Copy Share Image
Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to… — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
I was in the Army in the 1960s. I didn't go to Vietnam. I went to Germany, where I drank beer. But… — John Prine Copy Share Image
I've been performing since 1955. I'm going to have to keep performing till I die because I'm not going to die in… — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
I've actually tasted the beer; it's quite nice. It's called Samuel Smith, which is my actual name. It's good beer. Maybe that's… — Sam Smith Copy Share Image
My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I do enjoy a beer. And a shot of vodka with some apple juice is what loosens me up before I go… — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
In my business, the cheaper the ticket price the better. I'd love for more consumers to walk into an amphitheater, park, have… — Michael Rapino Copy Share Image
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they… — Henry Cavill Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of beer, and that's the drug of choice. You find the drug that works for you. I know,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. — Czech Proverb Copy Share Image
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides Copy Share Image
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
Took a compatibility test and the results said I get along best with beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
