Beer Quotes · Page 12

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Fear is just like Beer, if you take too much it then you will lost control on yourself

— Anonymous

The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

— Charles Stuart Calverley

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

— Charles Bukowski

The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE

— Tom Standage

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.

— Waylon Jennings

I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of…

— Lewis Carroll

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.

— Rick Warren

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some…

— Lewis Grizzard

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

— Jack Handey

But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray…

— William Blake

The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles…

— Liz Truss

The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread…

— Billy Joel

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

— William Blake

To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of…

— Bill Veeck

Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'…

— Aziz Ansari

I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that…

— Anonymous

Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21…

— MrAwesome

Either the Anglo-Saxon race will possess the Pacific slope or the Mongolians will possess it. We have this day to choose... whether…

— James G. Blaine

Why couldn't the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn't blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because…

— Nora Roberts

You don't need a gym to develop real strength. Just get an empty keg of beer and fill it with sand or…

— Brian Shaw

All great tasks test our motivation. It's easy to court ideas over beers and change the world with napkin sketches, but like…

— Scott Berkun

Bud Light…the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job.

— Jeff Barrett

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night.

— Anonymous

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You wanna beer?” Jasper’s brows shot up. “Seriously?” “Fuck no,” Layne replied.”

— Kristen Ashley

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

— Kenny Chesney

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.

— John McCain

Happiness is...finding a single beer at the back of the fridge.

— Anonymous

Don't talk to me before I've had my beer. Or after.

— Nikhil Saluja

The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance

— Anonymous

I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.

— Rona Ambrose

Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day.

— Stephen King

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

— Mark Twain

Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it.

— Margo Martindale

How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.

— Henry David Thoreau

Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it.

— Jim Fixx

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

— Willie Nelson