Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. — Xeni Jardin Copy Share Image
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may - people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand... — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
My father did not drink beer. He said he didn't like the taste, and I was prepared to accept that I wouldn't… — Christopher Robin Milne Copy Share Image
“what does a young woman from Montesano do to keep herself amused?” I take a sip of my beer. “Read.” “It always… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there… — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
Branson ate his salad, and left the rest of his fish untouched, while Grace tucked into his steak and kidney pudding with… — Peter James Copy Share Image
I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything?… — Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves Copy Share Image
I've been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the… — Judy Norton Copy Share Image
One of the big things, especially if you're eating out frequently, is either splitting an entree with someone or ordering a protein-heavy… — Mary Helen Bowers Copy Share Image
We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“Let’s see, you will need a project plan, resource allocation, a timeline, test cycles, a budget, a contingency budget, lots of diagrams,… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches.” — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer! — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson Copy Share Image
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
“Henry's worldly goal at the moment was drinking enough beer to be happy and forgetful.” — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
