Tre Cool

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.

— Tre Cool

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

— Tre Cool

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

— Tre Cool

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

— Tre Cool

I get mad when people are against pot.

— Tre Cool

No man can eat fifty eggs.

— Tre Cool

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

— Tre Cool

We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

— Tre Cool

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

— Tre Cool

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

— Tre Cool

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

— Tre Cool

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

— Tre Cool

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

— Tre Cool

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

— Tre Cool

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

— Tre Cool

Mmmmmmmmmm…You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

— Tre Cool

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

— Tre Cool

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

— Tre Cool

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little…

— Tre Cool

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

— Tre Cool

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any…

— Tre Cool

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and…

— Tre Cool

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other…

— Tre Cool

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did…

— Tre Cool

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at…

— Tre Cool

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums…

— Tre Cool

I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense…

— Tre Cool

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

— Tre Cool

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

— Tre Cool

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

— Tre Cool

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

— Tre Cool

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

— Tre Cool

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!

— Tre Cool

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

— Tre Cool

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

— Tre Cool

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

— Tre Cool

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

— Tre Cool

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

— Tre Cool

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

— Tre Cool

A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

— Tre Cool