Matt Groening

Think beer; drink beer.

— Matt Groening

I'm a writer who just happens to draw

— Matt Groening

Don't have a cow, man.

— Matt Groening

“You watched it! You can't unwatch it!”

— Matt Groening

Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.

— Matt Groening

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

— Matt Groening

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

— Matt Groening

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

— Matt Groening

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

— Matt Groening

“Stop thinking about fun and have it” Homer Simpson”

— Matt Groening

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

— Matt Groening

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

— Matt Groening

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

— Matt Groening

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth." Homer Simpson

— Matt Groening

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

— Matt Groening

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

— Matt Groening

The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it…

— Matt Groening

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

— Matt Groening

I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now…

— Matt Groening

'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network is unbelievable. And 'South Park' continues to do great stuff. And 'Family Guy' and the various…

— Matt Groening

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way…

— Matt Groening

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

— Matt Groening

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with…

— Matt Groening

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

— Matt Groening

'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they're growing up and haven't settled down. Every…

— Matt Groening

I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little…

— Matt Groening

'The Simpsons' from the very beginning was based on our memories of brash '60s sitcoms - you had a main title theme…

— Matt Groening

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming…

— Matt Groening

Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of…

— Matt Groening

I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand,…

— Matt Groening

The nice thing about 'Futurama' for me personally was that it was a way to honor some of the traditional ideas in…

— Matt Groening

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam:…

— Matt Groening

The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…

— Matt Groening

The Simpsons and Futurama are such big projects, going on for years and working in different media, that everything involved with them,…

— Matt Groening

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation…

— Matt Groening

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way…

— Matt Groening

“What I’ve noticed in a lot of other cartoonists is a sullen resentfulness about their lack of attention and tiny checking accounts.…

— Matt Groening

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side…

— Matt Groening

American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ...…

— Matt Groening

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

— Matt Groening