Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening Alcohol Copy Share Image
If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in. — Matt Groening Funny Copy Share Image
Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know... — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. - Maker of the Simpsons — Matt Groening Emotional Copy Share Image
Love is a perky lil elf dancing a merry lil jig and then,suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening Computers Copy Share Image
I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to… — Matt Groening Business Copy Share Image
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy — Matt Groening Funny Copy Share Image
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing… — Matt Groening Bizarre Copy Share Image
If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger… — Matt Groening Humor Copy Share Image
Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. — Matt Groening Love Copy Share Image
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism! — Matt Groening Agreement Copy Share Image
One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad,… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I grew up completely overwhelmed by TV, and part of the reason why I have gone into television is as a way… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name… — Matt Groening Angry Copy Share Image
I think there is a certain charm to the hand drawn image that I like. My problem with CGI is that it's… — Matt Groening Animation Copy Share Image
Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if… — Matt Groening Comic Copy Share Image
I have less to do with 'The Simpsons' every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it's just… — Matt Groening Character Copy Share Image
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson — Matt Groening America Copy Share Image
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems” — Matt Groening Alcohol Copy Share Image
“One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? — Matt Groening Funny simpsons Copy Share Image
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. — Matt Groening Heart Copy Share Image
