You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor. — Matt Groening Feelings Copy Share Image
We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so. — Matt Groening Running Copy Share Image
I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) — Matt Groening Heart Copy Share Image
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney. — Matt Groening Expectations Copy Share Image
Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked. — Matt Groening Animation Copy Share Image
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no… — Matt Groening Actor Copy Share Image
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have… — Matt Groening Authority Copy Share Image
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels… — Matt Groening Ice Copy Share Image
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,'… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
With 'Futurama,' I was just worried that somebody would beat us to it; it seemed so obvious that there should be an… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try… — Matt Groening Being funny Copy Share Image
We have 'Doctor Who' references on 'Futurama,' but we have a lot of science fiction references that I don't get; but in… — Matt Groening Doctor Copy Share Image
When The Simpsons came around, there really was nothing else like it on TV. It's hard to imagine, but when Fox first… — Matt Groening Animation Copy Share Image
I've been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn't gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
'The Simpsons' basically - and 'Futurama' - are really smart shows. They're kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great. — Matt Groening Computers Copy Share Image
I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening Democracy Copy Share Image
Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? — Matt Groening Inspirational Copy Share Image
I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.” — Matt Groening Anarchist Copy Share Image
I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows? — Matt Groening Audience Copy Share Image
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. — Matt Groening Language Copy Share Image
Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not… — Matt Groening Character Copy Share Image
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny. — Matt Groening Comedies Copy Share Image
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness. — Matt Groening Animal life Copy Share Image
