Exes Quotes

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

— Rob Thurman

“When you truly love someone, it doesn't go away,”

— Ciara Smyth

I don't want to have so many exes.

— Lance Bass

There's no such thing as an ex-junkie.

— Henry Rollins

I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.

— Scott Weiland

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

— Bob Hope

What is not ex-pressed is de-pressed.

— Mark Nepo

Um, Dues ex machina anyone?

— Rick Riordan

Your allegiance is with your spouse; you cannot break that by showing allegiance to your ex-spouse.

— Connie Sellecca

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

— Woody Allen

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

— Tao Lin

There's no ex out there who I'm not friends with today, and I'm extremely thankful for that.

— Taylor Lautner

“I’d either fallen out of love with him or he’d bored the love out of me.”

— Kristen Ashley

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.

— Sam Kinison

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

— Eva Longoria

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

— Dane Cook

One day someone is going to come into your life and make you understand why you and none of your exes worked…

— Nishan Panwar

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

— Charlaine Harris

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

— Craig Kilborn

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem?…

— Paris Hilton

I got ex's all across the country and I owe everybody in town. I got bill collectors a callin' me up, and…

— George Strait

I love my EXes, just becoz... they're a living proof of perfect EXample. a good EXperience and an EXplanation of what I…

— Jcalex Maneja

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their…

— Anonymous

One thing I know that's really cool - it seems to me that Blake Schwarzenbach [Jets to Brazil frontman; ex-Jawbreaker] is someone…

— J. Robbins

It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months…

— Patricia Marx

Will Ferrell and I are teaming up again on a film called Daddy's Home. In the movie I play a Special-Ops soldier…

— Mark Wahlberg

In the USA, it's harder for a black man with no criminal record to find a job than a white man with…

— Benjamin Jealous

1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around…

— Anonymous

I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it…

— Kate Christensen

You can find virtually everybody black back as far as the 1870 census. Why 1870? That's when the ex-slaves first have surnames.…

— Henry Louis Gates

One of the cool things, obviously there's 'Scandal,' 'House of Cards,' there was 'West Wing.' Other than that Jack Lemmon/James Garner movie…

— David Mandel

It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player…

— Glenn Roeder

The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out…

— Jennifer Aniston

“One ends a romantic relationship while remaining a compassionate friend by being kind above all else. By explaining one’s decision to leave…

— Cheryl Strayed

God warned Israel, "And if thou wilt make me an altar of stone, thou shalt not build it of hewn stone: for…

— Max Anders

Peace is not just a colored ribbon. It's more than a wristband or a t-shirt. It's not just a donation or a…

— George Clooney

The age-long history of thinking on gravitation, too, was erased from the collective consciousness, and that force somehow became the serendipitous child…

— Lucio Russo

An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important…

— Ben Gibbard

“I thought I was over him! So why did my heart still rip? Why did I still feel this sorrow? I got…

— Susan E. Isaacs

“You texted Garcia for help?" Jack gritted out. "Garcia? Not me?" "He has a gun." "So do I." "He's steady and reliable,"…

— Sara Desai