Joseph Fink

“But life solves all our problems against our will.”

— Joseph Fink

“You won’t sleep when you’re dead, either.”

— Joseph Fink

“PROVERB: You won’t sleep when you’re dead, either.”

— Joseph Fink

“Today is the last day of your life up to this point.”

— Joseph Fink

“She looked old, felt young, was neither.”

— Joseph Fink

“Mostly void partially stars”

— Joseph Fink

“It felt like illness, but it was only existence.”

— Joseph Fink

“You are beautiful when you do beautiful things.”

— Joseph Fink

“the only thing more terrifying than seeing the devil is no longer being able to see the devil.”

— Joseph Fink

“We all chose to stand down and hope change would be won for us, and not by us.”

— Joseph Fink

“Sometimes it's okay to find something beautiful without correctly understanding it.”

— Joseph Fink

“You don’t have to be stoned to crack up at a friend’s fantastic, perfect non sequitur.”

— Joseph Fink

“The desert seems vast, even endless. And yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.”

— Joseph Fink

“You always know your child, even when your child doesn't know you.”

— Joseph Fink

“All the beauty in the world was made within the oppressive limitations of time and death and impermanence.”

— Joseph Fink

“Remember, this is America. Vote correctly or never see your loved ones again.”

— Joseph Fink

“Scientists say that the twenty percent must go somewhere because of something to do with something called “thermodynamic laws,” but police officials…

— Joseph Fink

“But a person doesn’t need experience or knowledge of something to have opinions about it. It turns out all they need for…

— Joseph Fink

“For a moment the pain vanished. Comfort was the answer to all life’s problems. It didn’t solve them, but it made them…

— Joseph Fink

“Listeners, look past the things you think you see. Move your head just a touch to the left. A glance in a…

— Joseph Fink

“see, now, that it was wrong for me to curse your particular blood to a diseased eternity of suffering. In an attempt…

— Joseph Fink

“Like a lot of my creative decisions (and important life decisions, come to think of it), I don’t have any sort of…

— Joseph Fink

“Sunday morning the Night Vale PTA will be holding a raffle. Tickets are only $2 each, and the winner, as usual, will…

— Joseph Fink

“Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair…

— Joseph Fink

“And now a look at the financial markets. You will turn yourself inside out. Your sadness will know no bounds. Ladybugs will…

— Joseph Fink

“HEALTH IS VERY IMPORTANT. REMEMBER EXERCISE. THINK BACK ON TIMES THAT YOU’VE MOVED OR EXPANDED ENERGY. ALSO REMEMBER EATING. RECALL FOOD AND…

— Joseph Fink

“The sky once loved a certain rock. Bur millennia of erosion transformed the rock to dust. The sky, not understanding, still signals…

— Joseph Fink

“Diane sometimes hears that Troy is an actuary. Sometimes she hears Troy is a florist. Sometimes she hears Troy is a cop,…

— Joseph Fink

“That’s a simplification. Just because something eventually doesn’t work out doesn’t mean it never worked out. It was working out fine until,…

— Joseph Fink

“You know, they always say, “If you’re trying to meet someone, you may never find them. But it’s when you’re not looking,…

— Joseph Fink

“He’s a scientist. Above all things, scientists are protectors of our world. “Scientist is another word for hero,” Mayor Cardinal was fond…

— Joseph Fink

“The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It is only the truth seeker…

— Joseph Fink

“CARLOS: Thanks. But it’s pretty simple. We just follow the scientific method. No matter how advanced the scientific field gets, the foundation…

— Joseph Fink

“I took a walk on the cool sand dunes, brittle grass overgrown, and above me, in the night sky, above me, I…

— Joseph Fink

“The universe is unraveling. It still is. We won the day. We won the battle. We won whatever unit of measurement you…

— Joseph Fink

“The other option was to go to the public library. Few people came back from a visit to the library. There was…

— Joseph Fink

“The vague yet menacing government agency would like to remind you that UFOs are totally not a thing. They remind you that…

— Joseph Fink

“And now a word about librarians. We are all, from our youngest years, warned that the most dangerous, untrustworthy creature is that…

— Joseph Fink

“Sometimes you go through things that seem huge at the time, like a mysterious glowing cloud devouring your entire community. While they…

— Joseph Fink

“Pepsi. A refreshing drink. A soft tone playing when you wake up, but then it is gone and you don’t know if…

— Joseph Fink