I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
“You won't get rid of him that easily. Troy will live a long and annoying life. People like him always do.” — Jessica Dettmann Copy Share Image
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. — Pearl Williams Copy Share Image
Of evils one should choose the least. [Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
I trained with an ex-Navy Seal. We shot a lot of guns. Real bullets... I underwent commando training. — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon… — James Woods Copy Share Image
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
22 by Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. Well,… — Hunter Marie Copy Share Image
Placing 'amicable' and 'separation' together creates an oxymoron - we don't usually decide to end a partnership until the very sight of… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said.… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
In the field of snobbery, Australia is an underdeveloped country; even a few British ex-colonies, regarded as under developed in all other… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song,… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
My ex-husband has been one of my best teachers, and I believe that the areas of our life and the people in… — Rene Marie Copy Share Image
The ex-Presidential situation has its advantages, but with them are certain drawbacks. The correspondence is large. The meritorious demands on one are… — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
I remember having some problems with [the Deus Ex theme] when I first heard it and I was trying to figure out… — Warren Spector Copy Share Image
Quid est ergo tempus? Si nemo ex me quaerat, scio; si quaerenti explicare velim, nescio. What, then, is time? I know well… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
It’s okay to show up at a guy’s house with a dozen roses and declare your undying affection. It’s okay to have… — Veronica Chambers Copy Share Image
Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing. It's nothing. Just sad dreams. Or… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“I have to go into town," Hugh said as he put on a collar and tie. "Who's going to look after the… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
[Wendy] Davis [pursued] higher education, as her campaign website says, with 'the help of academic scholarships, student loans, and state and federal… — Liza Mundy Copy Share Image
But all at once I realized that it was not my success God had used to enable me to help those in… — Charles Colson Copy Share Image
Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women?… — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Who would you vote most likely to succeed? Bob Arum - White, Jewish, a graduate of Harvard, a Kennady Raider, United States… — Don King Copy Share Image
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![“It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do-write songs and sing them to people. [...] Everything on this record is what I really wanted to say, and I'm back to…” quote by Stevie Nicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/564/stevie-nicks-2817_16th-birthday_it-was-my-16th-birthday-my-mom-and-dad-g_3159842.jpg)
![“I remember having some problems with [the Deus Ex theme] when I first heard it and I was trying to figure out how to tell [Alex Brandon] I wanted changes. But then I noticed that I couldn't get it out of my mind. I was whistling or humming it to myself all the time. So I just kept my mouth shut…” quote by Warren Spector](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ac/warren-spector-41522_alex_i-remember-having-some-problems-with-the_44541.jpg)
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