Exes Quotes · Page 4

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

— Bob Hope

It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.

— Taylor Swift

Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated.

— Celeste Hartman

I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.

— Pamela Anderson

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

— George Foreman

Humanity is a river of light running from the ex-eternity to eternity.

— Khalil Gibran

It had come about exactly in the way things happened in books.

— Agatha Christie

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

— Kim Harrison

You keep waiting for the heaviness to leave you. You keep waiting for the moment you never think about the ex again.…

— Junot Diaz

My ex-husband and I, even though we're not together, we are 100 percent together in raising our kid. We communicate a lot…

— Charisma Carpenter

“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I do feel free, I have patched things up with my ex-husband to the degree of this real friendship. We spend a…

— Beccy Cole

Ex-Fidelity mutual fund manager Peter Lynch was certainly brilliant in one respect: he knew to get out when the gettin' was good.

— Bill Gross

Americans are not only a less homogenous population than we were when we were 3 million ex-colonists, but we're less educated. On…

— Gore Vidal

As far as advice goes, an ex-father in law of mine once gave me the best advice I ever heard. He said,…

— Willie Nelson

I don't like any kind of negativity. I try to be good to everyone, whether it's a love, a friend, an ex.…

— Nina Dobrev

I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too…

— Rankin

My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically.…

— Randy Quaid

For me to give my advice to somebody who's thinking about going back to an ex or keeps on going back to…

— Sevyn Streeter

Not a state within a state, but the Honorable Elijah Muhammad is, is saying that the black man, since the white man,…

— Malcolm X

If your ex is making things up about you, he's obviously miserable. It's just like, 'Wow, this person really cares to go…

— Brody Jenner

“Sophie is frustrated with herself. She knows she's not a weak person. She knows she is capable of discipline and self-control. She's…

— Corinna Ife

I really wanted Rachel [from the Girl on The Train] to be purely fixated on fantasy and on her ex-husband.I didn't want…

— Erin Cressida Wilson

Personally, I avoid deus ex machina like the plague - if you have to use one, it means you failed to set…

— Charles Stross

It’s okay to show up at a guy’s house with a dozen roses and declare your undying affection. It’s okay to have…

— Veronica Chambers

An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important…

— Ben Gibbard

The age-long history of thinking on gravitation, too, was erased from the collective consciousness, and that force somehow became the serendipitous child…

— Lucio Russo

“I thought I was over him! So why did my heart still rip? Why did I still feel this sorrow? I got…

— Susan E. Isaacs

Peace is not just a colored ribbon. It's more than a wristband or a t-shirt. It's not just a donation or a…

— George Clooney

God warned Israel, "And if thou wilt make me an altar of stone, thou shalt not build it of hewn stone: for…

— Max Anders

“One ends a romantic relationship while remaining a compassionate friend by being kind above all else. By explaining one’s decision to leave…

— Cheryl Strayed

The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out…

— Jennifer Aniston

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

— Jay Leno

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

— Mitch Hedberg

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

— George Strait

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

— Jake LaMotta

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

— Ronnie Wood

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

— Demetri Martin

My personal trainer is an ex-dancer so we do a lot of ballet and jazz.

— Rachel Stevens

“my exes who waited within bluetooth range could see me dolled up. After”

— Chetan Bhagat