Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. — Don Frye Copy Share Image
Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes. — Timothy Hutton Copy Share Image
Rule 1: All rules can be broken. Many (ex-legal and ethical) should be. Most people won't. — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
If your gonna treat me like a friend then friends is what we'll be. But at the end don't complain.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Russia is actively using gas diplomacy for its expansion over the ex-Soviet space in a bid to become a regional superpower. — Lilia Shevtsova Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Bills of attainder, ex-post facto laws and laws impairing the obligation of contracts are contrary to the first principles of the social… — James Madison Copy Share Image
When I became a feminist, when the movement started in the late sixties, I started writing because I had something urgent to… — Alix Kates Shulman Copy Share Image
I'm friends with [exes] and they hear the songs. I can honestly say I don't have any exes I hate. They're artists… — Jhene Aiko Copy Share Image
My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that?… — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
I love my EXes, just becoz... they're a living proof of perfect EXample. a good EXperience and an EXplanation of what I… — Jcalex Maneja Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell and I are teaming up again on a film called Daddy's Home. In the movie I play a Special-Ops soldier… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
In the USA, it's harder for a black man with no criminal record to find a job than a white man with… — Benjamin Jealous Copy Share Image
1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it… — Kate Christensen Copy Share Image
It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Placing 'amicable' and 'separation' together creates an oxymoron - we don't usually decide to end a partnership until the very sight of… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
You can find virtually everybody black back as far as the 1870 census. Why 1870? That's when the ex-slaves first have surnames.… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
One of the cool things, obviously there's 'Scandal,' 'House of Cards,' there was 'West Wing.' Other than that Jack Lemmon/James Garner movie… — David Mandel Copy Share Image
My ex-student, Idit Harel, who wrote a book, "Children Designs," has a documented story of a kid who was very shy, isolated… — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Although I haven't experienced violence in a relationship, I know that two women every week in England and Wales are killed by… — Jemma Kidd Copy Share Image
Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it,… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
“I do," she said. "I don't want to forget what we had. Ever. In the past, we're perfectly preserved, best friends, in… — Ciara Smyth Copy Share Image
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Evolution is promoted by its practitioners as more than mere science. Evolution is promulgated as an ideology, a secular religion - a… — Michael Ruse Copy Share Image
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Our past is a movie I played in a loop round and round, we’re stuck in a pattern” — Helena Natasha Copy Share Image
Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done. — Piet Pieterszoon Hein Copy Share Image
You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before. — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
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