Exes Quotes · Page 7

Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.

— Pamela Anderson

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

— George Foreman

Humanity is a river of light running from the ex-eternity to eternity.

— Khalil Gibran

I'm still friends with most of my exes. There are only one or two people that I'll never talk to again.

— Sharon Van Etten

I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

— Dax Shepard

The exes that I've had have all actually been quite wonderful.

— Alison Hammond

Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated.

— Celeste Hartman

One thing I know that's really cool - it seems to me that Blake Schwarzenbach [Jets to Brazil frontman; ex-Jawbreaker] is someone…

— J. Robbins

When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that…

— Dave Barry

When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show…

— Sherri Shepherd

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon…

— James Woods

Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself…

— Sloane Crosley

In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was…

— Ariel Gore

22 by Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. Well,…

— Hunter Marie

A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with…

— Henry F. Schaefer, III

I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue all over it. And my father had to be this ex-football star.…

— Matthew West

Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your…

— Jodi Picoult

Don't look now, but that's my ex over there." Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's…

— Gena Showalter

My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our…

— John Leguizamo

There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about…

— Chris Hayes

I have done here on earth that was necessary to be done, no matter what my expression or application and now I…

— Timothy Treadwell

Jews with unconventional identities should not have to wrestle alone at the intersection where their tradition seems to clash with their integrity…

— Vanessa L Ochs

I did mega-training with ex-military men. I'd be in the gym for two hours after a 12-hour day on Spooks, and it…

— Richard Armitage

It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.

— Taylor Swift

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

— Bob Hope

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

— Jay Leno

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

— Mitch Hedberg

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

— George Strait

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

— Kim Harrison

It had come about exactly in the way things happened in books.

— Agatha Christie

My personal trainer is an ex-dancer so we do a lot of ballet and jazz.

— Rachel Stevens

“my exes who waited within bluetooth range could see me dolled up. After”

— Chetan Bhagat

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

— Demetri Martin

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

— Ronnie Wood

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

— Jake LaMotta

I'm friends with all my exes, as they were all friends.

— Bhumi Pednekar

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I can't deny I'm a better ex-president than I was a president.

— Jimmy Carter

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

— Anonymous