Exes Quotes · Page 8

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

— Nina Dobrev

There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers.

— Gil Hodges

The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex.

— Bridget Regan

Always make your exes feel like they lost the entire world when they broke up with you.

— Ally

I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them.

— Jerett Parker

[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.

— Kelly LeBrock

One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie.

— Cybill Shepherd

I mean, let's be honest, who wouldn't be scared to face a bunch of exes all at once all in the same…

— Andi Dorfman

A boss who interrupts an employee a lot is called an extrovert, whereas an employee who interrupts a boss too often is…

— John Ortberg

Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't…

— David Letterman

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's…

— Derek Landy

I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it…

— Jesse Ventura

“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to…

— Douglas Adams

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.…

— David Letterman

I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from…

— Eddie Redmayne

I say we spend some money, clean up some junkies and make them all go work for the Red Cross. You ever…

— Christopher Titus

I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision…

— Jane Green

The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony…

— Josh Lanyon

It's different when you're trying to turn something around, especially something that you built, at a time when so many constituents -…

— Howard Schultz

Coming out of my first yoga class, I was astonished that there were nothing but hot girls there. Just 55 girls, Bobby…

— Russell Simmons

“But friendship meant you at least planted the seed for them, love meant allowing them the ability to weed their own garden…

— Shannon Noelle Long

To reject censorship after studying the risks involved is very well. To reject it ex cathedra, in the tones of Calvin pronouncing…

— Storm Jameson

My photographs are proof of what happened. When I go to Russia, sometimes I meet ex-soldiers... They say, 'We came to liberate…

— Josef Koudelka

I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.

— Adele

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

[I'll be the first one of the Smith to die.] I'll be shot - probably by one of the ex-Smiths.

— Steven Morrissey

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

— John Green

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

— Pippa Evans

If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

— Taylor Swift

I know people my age (early 40s) who insist upon only writing. You know what we call them? Ex-journalists.

— Jeff Pearlman

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

— Greg Behrendt

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

— Jerry Coleman

There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the…

— Jimmy Fallon

I started boxing when I was eight. Me and my brother Rafael started boxing in amateur tournaments when I was 13. My…

— Juan Manuel Marquez

She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle…

— Evel Knievel

Home life is best for me. But I do enjoy the company of good friends whether from long ago or newer friends…

— George Harrison

History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents: Carter, Ford and Nixon -…

— Bob Dole

I have exes Im friends with and exes Im not friends with. It depends on what you decide together. I do think…

— Tyler Blackburn

I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have…

— Mitch Hedberg