Does anyone actually know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you? — Celeste Hartman Birthday Copy Share Image
Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated. — Celeste Hartman Breakup Copy Share Image
Im sexy lolz not I am gonna keep thinking that though for confidence lolz — Celeste Hartman Confidence Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes? — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
Just Kidding: Saying what you really want and getting away with it. — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid for standing up for what you believe, even if it means standing alone. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
You would be amazed how much I'm wrong when people say guess what. — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
OMFG LMAO hahaha I said that to someone and they walked away like WTF and I just laughed so hard I cried! — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's… — Celeste Hartman Every night Copy Share Image
The beginning of my life was tough. I got through it and now I feel stronger than ever, like no one can… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Me: *laughs* Parents: What's so funny? What's going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see what the joke is? Are… — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
So true, I remember when I first saw the family I am with now, I thought in my head These are the… — Celeste Hartman Family Copy Share Image
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV. It's not like you had me fooled. What's behind it...an umbrella?… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Anyone wanting to hide any information from me might as well just put an Accept the Terms and Conditions check box in… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
I know I am not perfect and never plan to be. At times I am insecure, but I get through it. So… — Celeste Hartman Imperfections Copy Share Image
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. Dude, he told a friend, I've tried everything and those damn… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says,… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
