If this world were mine, I place at your feet, all that I own, because without you I'm not complete — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
You blow me away. I never imagined loving someone the way that I love you. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Every time I come in the kitchen u in the kitchen, in the damn refrigerator eating up all of the food. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance. — Celeste Hartman Creepy Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes? — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
Im sexy lolz not I am gonna keep thinking that though for confidence lolz — Celeste Hartman Confidence Copy Share Image
Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated. — Celeste Hartman Breakup Copy Share Image
Does anyone actually know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you? — Celeste Hartman Birthday Copy Share Image
Just remember, I can always make your death look like an accident. :) — Celeste Hartman Accident Copy Share Image
OMFG LMAO hahaha I said that to someone and they walked away like WTF and I just laughed so hard I cried! — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
You would be amazed how much I'm wrong when people say guess what. — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid for standing up for what you believe, even if it means standing alone. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Just Kidding: Saying what you really want and getting away with it. — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
