'I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air. 'I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Sluts should be called, Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, then they get dumped.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I make a word do a lot of work like that,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'I always pay it extra.” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Sluts are like Humpty Dumpty, first the get humped then they get dumped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I heard, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, I thought, Did he fall or was he pushed? — P. D. James Copy Share Image
All the Kings Horses and all the Kings men Couldn't get Humpty Dumpty back in those leotards again. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Humpty Dumpty f*cked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, laid… — SHEYA Copy Share Image
Humpty Dumpty f@ked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, laid… — Ronnie Copy Share Image
Your heart may break but all you need is someone to pick up the pieces like humpty dumpty and put all the… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
They've a temper, some of them - particularly verbs, they're the proudest - adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs... — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
We are like Humpty Dumpty and all these king's horses and all these king's men cannot put us back together again — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“...he looks like a mixture of Humpty-Dumpty and a Cornish elf -- very short and broad -- and I don't think he's… — John le Carré Copy Share Image
Humpty Dumpty f@ked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the king's horses and all the king's men, laid… — Rexxy Rhode Copy Share Image
And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five what remains?" "Three hundred and sixty-four, of course." Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful,… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Politics right now is in a very dark place, and I think the only place for me is to do what I… — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“All surgeons fear an operation can go too far, to a point where they become irretrievably lost in aatomical bits and pieces.… — Allan Hamilton Copy Share Image
“And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? 'All the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You have a diasporic black world, and the only way to put it back together again is symbolic. It's like Humpty Dumpty.… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped and they ended up… — Broken Soul Copy Share Image
“Thank you," Becky whispered... "I wouldn't have survived that stool. It would have been 'Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.'" With rings… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“In his little speech to Alice, Humpty Dumpty sketches the future of human hopes and gives the clue to our salvation: to… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
“You know, the cure for all this talk is really a good dose of incompetent government. You get that alternative and you'll… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
“When I should have been producing obscure volumes of verse entitled the Triumph of Humpty Dumpty or the Nose with the Luminous… — Malcolm Lowry Copy Share Image
“I don't know what you mean by 'glory,' " Alice said. Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't—till I tell you. I… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“To be sure I was!' Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. 'I thought it looked a little… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
You know, the cure for all this talk is really a good dose of incompetent government. You get that alternative and you'll… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
'Who's been repeating all that hard stuff to you?' 'I read it in a book,' said Alice. 'But I had some poetry… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“I don't know what you mean by 'glory,'" Alice said. Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't---till I tell you. I… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Like Humpty Dumpty, we can make words mean anything we want them to mean. — Herbert A. Simon Copy Share Image
“Some people are permanently broken. Like Humpty Dumpty, no one can put you back together again. ...But I'm not broken. I'm exactly… — Allison Brennan Copy Share Image
My work life makes much less sense now than 20 years ago. It's Humpty-Dumpty-like in a way; I can't put the pieces… — Kiki Smith Copy Share Image
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Dear Humpty Dumpty, you are not the only one who falls and breaks into pieces. Sincerely, The Heart. — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
