Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
For me, exes, they're like family... They're always gonna be like family. — Brandi Cyrus Copy Share Image
I'm not friends with a lot of my exes, and I think there's a reason for that. — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
Never does any pride enter the heart of a man except that his intelligence decreases by the same amount. — Muhammad al-Baqir Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias with carnal knowledge.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with… — Henry F. Schaefer, III Copy Share Image
There's really no such thing as an 'ex-cop' or a cop who's 'off-duty' or 'retired.' Once trained, once indoctrinated, a cop is… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
Ex oriente lux may still be the motto of scholars, for the Western world has not yet derived from the East all… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
A teacher's major contribution may pop out anonymously in the life of some ex-student's grandchild. A teacher, finally, has nothing to go… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
Russia is actively using gas diplomacy for its expansion over the ex-Soviet space in a bid to become a regional superpower. — Lilia Shevtsova Copy Share Image
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“You describe her as an Eden. This rare, unknowable place. Distant. And you tell me to wear her skin but I refuse.… — Nkem Ezinne Orjiako Copy Share Image
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late… — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
In the end the privatisation of war is not acceptable. We shouldn't be issuing these sub-contracts to these contracting companies because the… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
We have to change public perception of ex-convicts. Most Canadians don't realize that when you come out of prison, you're a complete… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
Everyone has a bookplate these days, and the collectors are after it. The fool and his bookplate are soon parted. To distribute… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Yes, exes can be good friends, but after a certain time. Though no break-up is a good break-up, time heals everything, including… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
Of the eternal corporeal substance (which is not producible ex nihilo, nor reducible ad nihilum, but rarefiable, condensable, formable, arrangeable, and "fashionable")… — Giordano Bruno Copy Share Image
Since religion intrinsically rejects empirical methods, there should never be any attempt to reconcile scientific theories with religion. [An infinitely old universe,… — Hannes Alfven Copy Share Image
I did more research into the police procedure. I worked out with SWAT guys and ex- and active military guys, and consulted… — Tim Kang Copy Share Image
Today I poured my heart out to my best friend also known as my ex and this is what I said...Okay, I… — JadenKlug Copy Share Image
It is worth remembering that every writer begins with a naively physical notion of what art is. A book for him or… — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke Copy Share Image
Which is more worthwhile earning: a large fortune or the esteem and gratitude of the nation? This question is prompted anew by… — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’. — Drake Copy Share Image
Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. — Adrienne Bailon Copy Share Image
Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama. — Drake Copy Share Image
No foundation that I am aware of has hired ex-journalists to promote a thoroughgoing inquiry. — Alexander Cockburn Copy Share Image
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority! — William Howard Taft Copy Share Image
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