“What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?” — Jena Leigh Copy Share Image
Exes can never be friends, past is always sad, you cheated on me¦. Get lost — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias. — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
I didn't really [seriously] go out with any guys until I was 18 and met my ex-fiancé, Michael Weatherly. — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. — Ursula Parrott Copy Share Image
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask… — Dirk Benedict Copy Share Image
The word "education" comes from the root e from ex, out, and duco, I lead. It means a leading out. To me… — Muriel Spark Copy Share Image
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick Copy Share Image
Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
“The current girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband is often an utterly unsuccessful attempt to stop missing or loving the previous one.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Where do you come from?"...This is the number one most-asked question in all of South Carolina. We want to know if you… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
Before the change of regime in 1989, you couldn't talk about anti-Semitism, and after the regime change, people started to talk about… — Csanad Szegedi Copy Share Image
My father, who was a sergeant in the RAF during the Second World War, was killed in a hitchhiking accident while returning… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
“that is why we call people exes i guess -- because the paths that cross in the middle end up separating at… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The problem with breaking up with someone, if you are a little unsure — and so often, people are unsure — is… — Adam Thirlwell Copy Share Image
Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
[Madness] happened so frequently. I think what I was most maddest about - and it's in the book [Speaking Freely: A Memoir]… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I was educated privately for free because I was a scholarship girl, 100% scholarship girl. I got it on my own merits.… — Louise Mensch Copy Share Image
Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
It is true, we do not like to lose a good, kind companion, a wife, a husband, a child, a brother, a… — John Taylor Copy Share Image
Art is a high calling - fears are coincidental. Coincidental, sneaky and disruptive, we might add, disguising themselves variously as laziness, resistance… — David Bayles Copy Share Image
The difference between a non-suicide and an ex-suicide leaving the house for work, at eight o'clock on an ordinary morning: The non-suicide… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
More than one branch of the avant-garde, claiming to break with the bourgeois vision and mode of production, remains tied to it… — Patrice Pavis Copy Share Image
I made a vow to God [in 2010], after so many letdowns and the relationship with my ex, I knew I really… — Jessica White Copy Share Image
“You texted Garcia for help?" Jack gritted out. "Garcia? Not me?" "He has a gun." "So do I." "He's steady and reliable,"… — Sara Desai Copy Share Image
Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you enter your next relationship, you become the person you split up with.” — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it. — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
I'm still friends with most of my exes. There are only one or two people that I'll never talk to again. — Sharon Van Etten Copy Share Image