Zsa Zsa Gabor

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've never been jealous. I've never had to be.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I only cook when I'm in love.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

— Zsa Zsa Gabor