Steve Carell

“He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot!”

— Steve Carell

I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler.

— Steve Carell

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

— Steve Carell

“These are not my shoes.”

— Steve Carell

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

— Steve Carell

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

— Steve Carell

“You all took a life here today. The life of the party.”

— Steve Carell

I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.

— Steve Carell

“I'm an early bird and I'm an owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.”

— Steve Carell

Being a leading man... that's like saying, 'I want to be astronaut.' That's not going to happen.

— Steve Carell

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

— Steve Carell

High school – those are your prime suffering years. They don’t get better suffering than that.

— Steve Carell

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be.

— Steve Carell

“I think a character in a comedy should not know they're in a comedy.”

— Steve Carell

“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is…

— Steve Carell

People know where romantic comedies are going. It's not brain surgery to figure out the end of a romantic comedy.

— Steve Carell

I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of…

— Steve Carell

“I have flaws, what are they? Oh, I don't know, I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering,…

— Steve Carell

I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it's either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it,…

— Steve Carell

I'll do whatever I can do to remain employed. I'm just not precious about doing comedy or doing drama. I never want…

— Steve Carell

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a…

— Steve Carell

Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered.

— Steve Carell

Because I went from the 'Daily Show' where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show, to 'Bruce Almighty'…

— Steve Carell

People just like to be on camera. There's a huge desire to be in front of the camera, and once there, people…

— Steve Carell

My father is Italian, and I never met my paternal grandparents. The family name was 'Caroselli' and it was changed in the…

— Steve Carell

I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything…

— Steve Carell

As soon as you start to talk about your own mannerisms, you are screwed. Because if you are aware of your own…

— Steve Carell

My parents had a certain resolve to them that I don't see as so prevalent today. Through good times and bad, they…

— Steve Carell

When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now…

— Steve Carell

I think in most relationships that have problems, there's fault on both sides. And in order for it to work, there has…

— Steve Carell

Well, it might have been if I'd had success earlier in life, but having success that much later meant I was far…

— Steve Carell

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have…

— Steve Carell

I didn't know whether The Office was going to make it past six episodes, let alone have an effect on anybody's career.…

— Steve Carell

I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad.

— Steve Carell

Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don't care about being cool.

— Steve Carell

People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

— Steve Carell

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

— Steve Carell

In my wildest dreams i never thought- well, I never thought I'd work

— Steve Carell

Looks like I am going to eat another big red candle.

— Steve Carell

I am deeply flattered when people refer to me as an ugly Jon Hamm.

— Steve Carell