Steve Carell

Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

— Steve Carell

Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv.

— Steve Carell

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

— Steve Carell

Anything nice that's said about me is diametrically opposed to who I am.

— Steve Carell

The next person who calls me a 'nice guy' is going to get punched in the face.

— Steve Carell

I've been looking for an un-registered dietitian, but they're impossible to find.

— Steve Carell

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

— Steve Carell

The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig.

— Steve Carell

“There are ten rules of business that you need to know... You have to play to win, but you need to win…

— Steve Carell

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as…

— Steve Carell

I'm listening to a lot of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Rihanna. A lot of pop female artists. I have to say…

— Steve Carell

My job doesn't define my kids in any way. When we go to places, it's about them and it's about us as…

— Steve Carell

I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.

— Steve Carell

Everybody should be normal. Everybody should be nice. I think they go hand in hand, and that to me is the default…

— Steve Carell

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.

— Steve Carell

It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do.

— Steve Carell

It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in…

— Steve Carell

You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was doing was the character. What I'm saying…

— Steve Carell

Well, on a personal level, I would never want to take on a character who didn’t have some redeemable qualities. Even the…

— Steve Carell

I don't want to be pretentious about, "yes, I need to move in to the more dramatic roles and express myself and…

— Steve Carell

I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor,…

— Steve Carell

“The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and… I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do…

— Steve Carell

I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No,…

— Steve Carell

When you approach it, and I hate sounding like the pretentious actor, but yeah, I think you have to find things within…

— Steve Carell

I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.

— Steve Carell

One person with the ability of half a person doing the work of four people.

— Steve Carell

What kind of person would have a real craving for gummy worms?

— Steve Carell

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

— Steve Carell

Everyone is flawed and everyone makes mistakes and is culpable.

— Steve Carell

“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel”

— Steve Carell

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

— Steve Carell

Taste in comedy, like fashion, changes all the time.

— Steve Carell

People generally have sex fairly young, and probably younger than they should be having it.

— Steve Carell

Newsflash: Michael Scott's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors.

— Steve Carell

It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.

— Steve Carell

Sometimes the glass is half full, and then you marry one. Wait...

— Steve Carell

This morning I had a delicious breakfast of hashtags and bacon.

— Steve Carell

After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'

— Steve Carell

Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

— Steve Carell

“I hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.”

— Steve Carell