“There was dust everywhere: dust on the cracked and rheumy window; dust over the drugget that made shift as Mr. Guyle's carpet;… — D. J. Taylor Copy Share Image
“preemptive strike n. A blow or punch delivered by military aircraft to a target who is suspected of being adverse to one's… — Leslie Starr O'Hara Copy Share Image
Laughter and tears are meant to turn the wheels of the same machinery of sensibility; one is wind-power, and the other water-power;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Must you always speak with so many pop culture references?" "I must, yes, but no one's making pop culture anymore, so I'm… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“I have no way to describe this, and I am positive that this is all just a horrible dream I have yet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sex is what you boast about when you have no exterior signs of wealth. It's a way of saying, "Look, I might… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“For example, they recently had a piece on a character--I think his name was Ambrosio D'Urbervilles--whose "design statement" was to stuff an… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“I picked out Nathan and James standing next to each other and wiggled in between them. "Dude we got lucky, threesome ."… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
“Before Charlotte could utter a syllable, Tristan picked up her gloved hand and kissed her lightly on the knuckles. “Good day, Charlotte,”… — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
“What we do and what we take seriously can often be so far removed from what it is actually all about that… — Richard Templar Copy Share Image
Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I always thought that the film would be successful if we captured Harvey Milk, like the way Harvey really was-the personality, the… — Dustin Lance Black Copy Share Image
“Ben let a slow smile play over his face. He loved this part. It always felt like revealing to a disbeliever that… — Jay Bell Copy Share Image
“It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that… — Beatrice Stark Girl Detective Copy Share Image
“I have always looked upon a telephone as an official kind of machine which you prepared for with fasting and prayer, and… — C.N. Williamson Copy Share Image
I actually feel that all drama has an element of comedy in it. A great deal of that I learned from writers… — Ira Sachs Copy Share Image
“The suffering in Boston, as horrifying as it is, is largely abstract to a nation that has, for the most part, never… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
Love advice is like life advice, so there are so many elements of that. I think humor, patience, admiration are really important… — Zac Posen Copy Share Image
Here's what I wish people wouldn't ask me: "Who are your influences?" That's a boring question. It's not even like, "What's it… — Cameron Esposito Copy Share Image
Anybody with a sharp brain and a mic can become a comedian, but there's a need to move beyond it. The audience… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“Just as I was flung over the threshold, I embraced Grigoire the Swiss Fiancé in a rugger grip, determined that smug cockatoo… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand that certain things on… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“For her seventh birthday, Mazy Gulliver got a Play Bride set that included a white veil, a plastic bouquet and a rhinestone… — Pamela Morsi Copy Share Image
The whole point of real comedy is that you can say something that is true, and by being funny, you can make… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
Making Homeland series is not improvisational comedy theater, but it is improvisation. We might get a call that morning, while we're doing… — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
“That’s how Hunter law works. Max was my maker, so his stuff is my stuff.” Daniel smirked. “I’m your maker, so my… — Stefanie J. Pristavu Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the first time I’d run across sex spells: they were just as common as electricity-kindled spells. They just aren’t convenient… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
I think comedy is a bit more international than people credit. I happily watch lots of American shows and American comedy films.… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“The no-kiss rule starts when we’re home and I’ve found you a class,’ Sky said smugly. ‘Read the small print.’ Zed folded… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
I started in comedy when I first started as an actor on stage and doing improvisational theater and stuff like that. So… — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
“By my soul! I would rather have a dry death," quoth Sir Oliver. "Though, Mort Dieu! I have eaten so many fish… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
It's nice when you are with a guy who can find the humor in touch situations and be comfortable enough in his… — Mikaela Hoover Copy Share Image
“Dr. Jacobus, I am walking out your doors right now. I need clothes. I am going to Vatican City. One does not… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
Every love story is about boy meeting girl and has the same action, comedy, dance etc - a little bit of everything.… — Regina Cassandra Copy Share Image
The great thing about 'Weeds' is that everything we do is never quite serious enough to be taken seriously. It always has… — Alexander Gould Copy Share Image
“With some justice, I think, I could claim that it is all right as a beginning to leave a principle in a… — Robert Nozick Copy Share Image
“Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
Also, my humor is really dry-witted, Canadian humor, so some people get it and some people don't. I'd be great on "The… — Tinsel Korey Copy Share Image
