“Okay, that was, I have to say, about the cheesiest thing I ever heard in my life,” I say to Angela as… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I'm hugely negative, so if a joke doesn't land it takes me a long time to get over it. If something doesn't… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
The thing I have learned, especially in the Internet age, probably the easiest thing in the world is to declare that something… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The house was decorated in unrelieved white and black. The people were, too. If it were up to me, I would carry… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Frederick left the young couple gazing into each other’s eyes. Revolting, the way otherwise sensible people could carry on, he decided. Something… — Caroline Stevermer Copy Share Image
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“Ah man. I remember the days of lying to my mother about a boy. Once I had a boy hidden in the… — Amy Sherman-Palladino Copy Share Image
“I clenched my jaw as hard as I could. It wasn't much of a stretch to keep pretending to be angry, but… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
None of us is perfect. Everyone has got a skeleton in the closet that they don't want people to find out. I… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I was writing stand up comedy for TV for around 5 years and just wanted to attempt it myself. Vir Das started… — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Live comedy in a club, with an audience - it's hard to recreate that experience in a digital world. With Zoom, your… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
“Alone in the observatory late one night, I heard the telephone ring persistently. When I answered, a voice, betraying a well-advanced state… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“Then you do not belong here. Death holds no sweetness in this house. We are not warriors, nor soldiers, nor swaggering bravos… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Dali Lama said, 'when you open the heart of the person with humor, you can tell him the most truth. But if… — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
“They’re only askin’ you to do one thing. From what Rogue says, you ain’t exactly reluctant.” “F**k myself into a coma. Sure,… — Michelle O'Leary Copy Share Image
The author I wish I was reading right now and always is Nora Ephron. I love the humor, the awareness, the sense… — Garance Dore Copy Share Image
Proper driving etiquette demands that you basically get close enough to a car in front of you at a busy intersection that… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“ Abyssinias "I met a traveler from an antique land Who said: A huge four-footed limestone form Sits in the desert, sinking… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
“The rituals surrounding vacations among Manhattan's wealthiest and best-connected citizens are strange and specific. By vacations I don't mean country houses, which… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“My parents are in many ways embodiments of the American Dream. They came to this country with basically nothing but the clothes… — David Henry Sterry Copy Share Image
“Stop stalling and spill the beans. What’s up?” Alexi tossed down her fork and leaned in close so no one else could… — Jennifer Saints Copy Share Image
The thing that makes 'Dirty Jobs' different is that it's one of the few shows that portrays work in a way that… — Mike Rowe Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be an actor. I did drama at Manchester University and then had a stand-up comedy double act with… — Mathew Horne Copy Share Image
“Josh Funk and Hunter Fraser: we haven't been in touch in years, but you made me feel like the funniest kid in… — B.J. Novak Copy Share Image
I believe singing should be like being an actor. People shouldn't have any problem buying an actor being in a comedy or… — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
“Are you watching the boats?" Cornelia guessed. She craned her neck to see if there was any excitement on the river. Heavens… — Lesley M.M. Blume Copy Share Image
I think the things that I enjoy most about directing theater, or works that are really visceral in terms of comedy and… — Alex Timbers Copy Share Image
Long before the word Zionism was uttered for the first time, old religious Jews came from all over the world to die… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
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There is a real affection for these human beings on these stage that O'Neill really had. Out of that affection comes a… — George C. Wolfe Copy Share Image
“He quite liked dentists’ waiting rooms. Waiting for dentists was good. Waiting for them was so much better than having them stick… — Jackson Radcliffe Copy Share Image
A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
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“Nobody wants a house in Osaka,' he said, and it was strange to hear him switch suddenly to foreign pronunciation in the… — Natasha Pulley Copy Share Image
It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
