I wouldn't say I'm personally trying to transition from comedy into drama. I don't look at things like, 'Oh, I need to… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“She met the Lusitanian cooks, a husband and wife team whose passionate screams in Portuguese during their fights and lovemaking were legendary… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over… — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
“I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie "I'm multi-lingual," Rancher said. I followed him to the door,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Annwyl?” Ragnar repeated, suddenly remembering that Keita had said the same name before they’d burst out of the woods. “This is Annwyl?”… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“I read the paragraph again. A peculiar feeling it gave me. I don't know if you have ever experienced the sensation of… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“In my fantasy world everyone has a happy ending. No one is told who they should be, how they should feel, who… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Xavier, you have given me more grey hairs than all my sons put together.’ Saul frowned, then corrected himself. ‘To be fair,… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
At the beggining of my career, for me the comedy circuit was a combination of desperation and the fact that it was… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual… — Jeff Schaffer Copy Share Image
If we could make up our minds to spare our friends all details of ill health, of money losses, of domestic annoyances,… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Felicity and Ann hunched over their ornaments as if they were fascinating… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Jessamine flushed. "I do not . I mean, I did not. I mean--ugh! Charlotte, Will's being vexing." "And the sun has come… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“He was a large, fleshy man, weighing at least two hundred pounds, and he quickly became a faithful representation of a quivering… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“i confess i cannot help myself. i am imaginig my self as his wife. i suppose while im at it , i… — Julianne MacLean Copy Share Image
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“It was a relief for someone to explain what was wrong, what had happened. No one else, none of those doctors in… — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
“Trying to drown me woman?" 'You can't drown a SEAL,' she said. 'How embarrassing would that be?' 'God yes. Shoot me, hang… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“The silent horror of Archie's ordeal had been temporarily replaced by the howling, agonising pain of the blood refusing to drain from… — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image
“If I was going to be a woman, I would want to be as beautiful as possible. And they said to me,… — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
It's no big secret that 'thinking' women, since they are already gifted with fully functioning brains, are more than happy to have… — Andrea Jeremiah Copy Share Image
“Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette." Wraith swung his big body around… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“Junco, I did save your life. Ya had a bad concussion. It was a mistake to fall asleep. I was just tryin'… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
The words we use have weight. Whether it's in a conversation with a friend or something said publicly on stage or broadcast.… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
“Not surprisingly, there's nothing to do at the Pentagon except start a war. Tourist aren't even allowed to take photos with the… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
What I have found that my comedy is doing - and what really drives me - is to sort of bring women… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I am interested in entertaining people, in bringing pleasure, particularly laughter, to others, rather than being concerned with 'expressing' myself with obscure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
“There’re three ways to get there from here, each one worse than the last. You can either hold your breath through the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Life is just chemicals. A drop here, a drip there, everything's changed. A mere dribble of fermented juices and sudenlly you're going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. Hardly touched a drop. That much.” She held out two fingers to show how tiny an amount “that much” was. “Just… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I've heard a lot of comedians were young when their parents divorced, or when a parent died or was killed. It forces… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Right now, I'd like to just continue on a series where I am doing good work with a balance of comedy and… — Mario Lopez Copy Share Image
“Because he's three thousand times the human being you'll ever be,' said Alec. 'Now get out of here before I risk his… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image