“Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of… — Daniel W. Drezner Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“I was used to shooting beer cans off the back of an old washing machine, or at things that ran away from… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“Lady Middleton piqued herself upon the elegance and extravagance of her table, and all her domestic arrangements; she loved to surprise English… — Ben H. Winters Copy Share Image
I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
When you're trying to enter something as intimidating as comedy, starting out with a support network of likeminded people is a powerful… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I know, when I was in film school, some of my films were silly, but a lot of them were more dramatic.… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too… — Paul Krassner Copy Share Image
“Leo scratched his head. Well, I dunno about enchiladas- "Enceladus" Piper corrected. Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“That's the way you have to be with boys," said Betsy. "Beam about their old football when you're dying to know whether… — Maud Hart Lovelace Copy Share Image
“Damn," he said. "Have you been stuffing yourself with desserts just to prolong the suspense?" She failed to note the humor in… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“Mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama… — Karen Alpert Copy Share Image
Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
From a simple, mammal perspective, you think you're going to make friends through the movie. You think, "Oh, this kind of humor… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it." Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately… — Jonathan Coulton Copy Share Image
There is wisdom in turning as often as possible from the familiar to the unfamiliar: it keeps the mind nimble, it kills… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
“Me and Jason against you and Stacy.” Alana handed Alexis a badminton racket and grinned. “Yay,” Alexis said without even a smidgeon… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
“There is nothing better than to be headed into the mountains on a clean fresh day with the sun rising through the… — Patrick Mcmanus Copy Share Image
You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“...and it is generally understood that a party hardly ever goes the way it is planned or intended. This last, of course,… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I wish I knew all the answers, how to be perfect, attractive and witty. But I'm just a human being with all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life ain't easy. Terrible things happen to everyone. You have to keep your sense of humor, give something of yourself to others,… — George Vaillant Copy Share Image
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Nathaniel gave a dramatic sigh, "Oh to be perched in the rigging of the seabird, with no griping land-lovers about and only… — Nicole Sager The Heart of Arcrea Copy Share Image
My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers,… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
“Falon stared at Del intently, trying to figure out what was different. As usual, Del was impeccably dressed in a lavender dress… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets;… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
People find the humor in life all the time. And you have to in order to make it through real life. Like,… — Jason Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I made the sympathetic face, and the interested face, and even the impressed face. I did not say, 'In the name of… — Meg Howrey Copy Share Image
'Seinfeld' was an amazing show. It's iconic and defined a whole generation of comedy writers - but by their own admission, that… — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
“She was foolish to think his attention rested on her. Who, knew, maybe he loved a good mullet and liked playing the… — Eden Summers Copy Share Image
“I’m so sorry, I forget to introduce m’self. Cleo, shat for Cleopaitra, cause m’ daddy always said I look like an Egyptian… — Elle Klass Copy Share Image
“At the top of his file was a three-dimensional holograph scanned in from his military graduation. Cress preferred it to the infamous… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
He burst into one of his rare fits of laughter as he turned away from the picture. I have not heard him… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“People…ladies, I mean…they dye their hair sometimes,” I explained to him. “So one day they have red hair and another day they… — Diane Chamberlain Copy Share Image
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“She’d rather make love to him then watch any movie. “We don’t have to. Did I do something wrong?” That made him… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
