Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like, crazy, out there, Will… — Jaimie Alexander Copy Share Image
“He flapped his mouth some more, and then shook himself awake, came to a decision, and starting sneaking huge, theatrical looks around… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
“Remember when only a few people had mobile phones. Generally regarded as an object of derision, you would occasionally see business types… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
My grandmother, grandfather, my mom - we've always been driven by laughter. It's what held us together. Thanksgivings, any kind of family… — Yelawolf Copy Share Image
I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I was lucky that when Lorne Michaels came looking for women comedy writers, there werent too many in New York at the… — Anne Beatts Copy Share Image
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!" Chase narrowed his eyes again. "Sam?" I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“A lighthearted prayer for Thanksgiving: May you have turkey in season Cranberries for squeezin' Gravy (within reason) And leftovers worth freezin'! Amen… — Mary Beth Lind Copy Share Image
A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says:… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Laughter is unprovoked. It's such a natural thing. So I don't give myself rules around what I like and what I don't… — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
I've talked to a lot of other women in the field of comedy and none of us feel like being a woman… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
I'd have to say that my favorite kind of film is serious comedy. Comedy with serious underpinning. 'Little Miss Sunshine' is like… — Alan Arkin Copy Share Image
“What I’ve come to find is that politics asks who is right, religion asks what is true, and nature asks nothing at… — Sam Loya Copy Share Image
In terms of a comedy plan I don't really have a list of what I want accomplish. I'm just riding the wave!… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
“Did you save any?" Royce asked. "Any what?" "Of those eggs. If you did, we could cook them for breakfast in the… — Micheal J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office".… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If some people are right, artists are put into this world not to practice their art, but to talk about it. And… — Ethel Smyth Copy Share Image
Comedy is frightening at first because you're opening yourself up. When it's just you and people hate it, you're like, "Oh God.… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I've always had a very dry sense of humor, and I've pretty much grown up on Will Ferrell, first on 'Saturday Night… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
“And Mega has a crush on Chester." "I do not!" "Do too, Mega." "He's like, old!" "How old, Christian says." "Like at… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Louie was furious at the sharks. He had thought that they had an understanding:The men would stay out of the sharks' turf… — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
“Di a tus amigos que soy el último de una raza agonizante. Único superviviente de un planeta moribundo. He venido a robar… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there. Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But most of all I feel my brain, up there taking in blood and looking out on the world and noticing humor… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“One’s options in this world are as vast as the horizon, which is technically a circle and thus infinitely broad. Yet we… — Lori R. Lopez Copy Share Image
“And what if Aaron drank from the unwilling? If he killed men and women – what then?” “I don't know that he… — Kailin Gow Copy Share Image
“What the hell just happened? I mean, come on. Throwing in a hot looking demon with romantic intentions is so disturbing. It’s… — Karen Swart Copy Share Image
“If you wish to serve me, as you have bloodsworn yourself to do, you must do so with honor. And that does… — C.L. Wilson Copy Share Image
“The director of the Road Safety Authority comes on the radio to tell me that today is the day of the year… — Sara Baume Copy Share Image
“He opened the door wider. "He's waiting." He gave me what was probably meant to be a significant wink, but a corner… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“There are always cats around Charlie's, but they are usually refugees seeking asylum from the local rat population, and rather desperately friendly.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“Mujo is a refugee in Germany, has no job, but has a lot of time, so he goes to a Turkish bath.… — Aleksandar Hemon Copy Share Image
“Wake up! Wake up! Soon the person you believe you are will die - so now, wake up and be content with… — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
There's a comedian, Paul Reiser, very funny. I remember reading his book when I first started comedy and I remember laughing like… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“..sudden attack of culture snobbery is a common affliction among policemen of a certain rank and age; it’s like a normal midlife… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
