“All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Do you ever tell the truth?" "Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.” — Gemma Halliday Fourth grade Copy Share Image
“The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that? — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.” — Gemma Halliday Sugar coated Copy Share Image
“Great. Dead bodies, road kill and Toys R Us. Could this day get any better?” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston” — Gemma Halliday Humour Copy Share Image
“I'll go," he said. "And that's safer because?" "I'm a guy." "Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's… — Gemma Halliday History Copy Share Image
“Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and… — Gemma Halliday Choices Copy Share Image
Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth! — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?" I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“So, really, this was all Ramirez's fault. (What can I say? Twelve years of Catholic school had taught me how to reassign… — Gemma Halliday Guilt Copy Share Image
“Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to… — Gemma Halliday Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Mom perched on the edge of our sofa, her forehead etched with a line of concern I'd grown to know well. It… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“No matter how much I may love—scratch that, loved, past tense—Josh, I was no dummy. Everyone knows the Y chromosome carries with… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“After making my way through a bowl full of lawn (Sure, Dana had said it was exotic sautéed greens, but it smelled… — Gemma Halliday Food Copy Share Image
“We actually wanted to ask you a few questions. About the interview you did this morning." At the mention of her KTVU… — Gemma Halliday Interview Copy Share Image
“The first thing I did was run. Okay, actually the first thing I did was scream, lose my balance, flail my arms… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Our bodies are our temples. They should have a little more respect for themselves than that.” “You know, I could have sworn… — Gemma Halliday Respect Copy Share Image
“While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was… — Gemma Halliday Twirling Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw… — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Tell you what," I said. "I'll learn to cook when you learn to scrub toilets.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“My philosophy: if the heels are high enough, everyone looks like they have runner's calves, right?” — Gemma Halliday Fashion Copy Share Image
“Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so?” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!” — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
“Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff .” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Instead, I pulled out my cell and dialed the one person any independent, competent adult calls when a true crisis hits. Mommy.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“but unless I wanted my mom's neighbor's second cousin's milkman attending my special day, it looked like an afternoon with The List… — Gemma Halliday Special Day Copy Share Image
“Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too.” — Gemma Halliday Crush Copy Share Image
“If my tiny studio apartment in Santa Monica were, heaven forbid, to go up in a blazing inferno, the one thing I… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the… — Gemma Halliday Luck Copy Share Image
“Holy effing crap, that sucks!" I turned to her. "Effing?" Sam shrugged. "What?" "We're censoring now?" "Kyle says I have a mouth… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Great. Some women cruise Beverly and go home with a pair of Jimmy Choos. I go home with a broken leg.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver,… — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
