At first, when we had the Golden Truth, it was fun - but it was always in the back of my head… — Goldust Copy Share Image
What keeps me grounded is my friends and family and being able to joke around and have a sense of humor. They… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
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Comedy is all about the joke. Comedies usually don't do anything fancy with the camera [or] the lighting. It doesn't matter. It… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
“On the board, Mr. Beery had written "Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it." I wasn't sure if this… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“The suspect had experienced a ballistic interlude earlier in the evening,” Miss Pao said, “regrettably not filmed, and relieved himself of excess… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
'Veerey Ki Wedding' is a comedy of errors in more ways than one. It's one of those basic, perky comedies. We're not… — Kriti Kharbanda Copy Share Image
I've stopped doing things that aren't clear comedy gigs - to do something that's not "comedy night," it's a difficult thing. People… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get… — Carlos Alazraqui Copy Share Image
“It is well said that the Bible contains very little humor, but it does have much to say about the importance of… — Kenneth W. Osbeck Copy Share Image
I'm really depressing. Some people watch comedy to relax. I watch 21 Grams. I can recognize sadness and tragedy really easily because… — Lykke Li Copy Share Image
“But we left camp after a while and we was driving in a real spooky place cause all the roads up near… — Timothy Victor Richardson Copy Share Image
“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The Guardian's Wildchild: Lorna tossed used linen onto the floor and snapped fresh sheets into place on the bed. She fluffed pillows… — Feather Stone Copy Share Image
“Funny how a wink from a city guy can come across as cheesy or condescending, but a wink from a southern boy… — Jonna Ivin Copy Share Image
“Good God, but life could be less than easy, not that he was unaware that it could certainly be a lot worse,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I have found that so many directors and producers in the room say nothing, and this can be deadly. It's very difficult… — Allison Jones Copy Share Image
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
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“I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients,… — Keith R.A. DeCandido Copy Share Image
In my serious work I am striving for the essence of things and for goals which are possibly unobtainable. On the other… — Philippe Halsman Copy Share Image
“I will say one thing about those males, there is never a dull moment." Peri suddenly appeared causing everyone to jump. "Bloody… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
“My sense of teasing is completely lost on you.", Patrick said, hoisting himself back up. "It's a shame too. Most people tell… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“Calla, Shay.' Anika said, ignoring their game of Let's Burn Holes in Each Other's Skulls with Angry Stares. 'This is Silas. The… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“But one place ain't no different from no place else. People try and make it like everything's new only to find the… — Amina Gautier Copy Share Image
“And now it was three o'clock. The Antichrist had been on Earth for fifteen hours, and one angel and one demon had… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I like telling stories with a sense of humor. But humor can also distance you from the subject you're writing about. I'm… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Dogs have fleas; people have each other. We are born to die. Life is a continuing tragic comedy. Everything and everyone we… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
If you're going to have a book full of clever people and nobody ever jokes, it's just not going to ring true… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Funny as hell, searingly honest, and urgently real, Sam Pink's Rontel puts to shame most modern fiction. His writing perfectly captures the… — Joe Meno Copy Share Image
I definitely relate so much to a lot of women in comedy, but I don't love segregating the genders. I'm just as… — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
“Her lips taste like mint from toothpaste or gum, or sometimes like cherries or grapes from her lip gloss. She's soft when… — Susan Vaught Copy Share Image
“On November 18 of alternate years Mr Earbrass begins writing 'his new novel'. Weeks ago he chose its title at random from… — Edward Gorey Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy. You don't get many good comedy scripts. They're rare. But, I do love playing comedy. Even in drama,… — Colm Meaney Copy Share Image
You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
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Wisdom is for statues. Humor uncaps our inhibitions, unleashes our energies, seals friendships, patches hurts. Laughing is probably the most alive you… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
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