Jonathan Coulton

You should know how great things were before you. Even so, they're better still today. I can't think of who I was…

— Jonathan Coulton

Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your anti-piracy plan.

— Jonathan Coulton

It's weird but it's amazing, and it's great to know people are thinking about you. It's a huge ego boost and anyone…

— Jonathan Coulton

I'm a professional Jonathan Coulton. It's partially ego, to be completely honest: It feels great to have people adoring you in that…

— Jonathan Coulton

For me, the live show is sort of the ultimate expression of this journey that I've been on.

— Jonathan Coulton

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

— Jonathan Coulton

I always feel uncomfortable at parties, and I'm often nervous when talking to strangers. I don't think this makes me feel special.…

— Jonathan Coulton

I'd always meant to become a musician. I'd just never gotten around to it. And my daughter being born, I was like,…

— Jonathan Coulton

Maybe in the back of my mind I was kind of wishing that I would become a rock star, kind of wishing…

— Jonathan Coulton

There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately…

— Jonathan Coulton

I'm just a dude and I feel like being completely isolated would be kind of a drag. I really do get a…

— Jonathan Coulton

There's a vast ecosystem for music outside of Myspace and Facebook and you need to make sure that your music is in…

— Jonathan Coulton

One thing I've learned is that the audience not only wants to be talked to but they also like to talk back.…

— Jonathan Coulton

I very easily decide in certain situations that I'm an outsider. That's just my own craziness. I think that I have sympathy…

— Jonathan Coulton