“This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle…It’s completely elegant, bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to… — Justin Hammer Copy Share Image
I don't think that there's necessarily a side to drama that has to be completely bleak. You have to have a flicker… — Amy Seimetz Copy Share Image
One of my biggest gripes with wrestling in the last decade is it has seen a lot of silly, goofy characters. I… — Eli Drake Copy Share Image
“Lifting the bedcovers I see out of my one operational eye that my trousers are still wrapped around one leg and I… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“If there is such a thing as platonic love between a man and a woman it is the result of a profound… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jack Lemmon, he was someone who managed to tread that line between comedy and tragedy and sometimes… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, darling. These things happen. Des will understand. Did you at least remember to stroke his eagle? "What?" I gasped. His… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“One hour later, the presedent is standing in the White House press room before a full house of journelist's and reporter's. Obame… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
“I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever remember this time we… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“If you refuse to entertain a baby cousin, the baby cousin may get bored and entertain itself by wandering off and falling… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I didn’t, couldn’t, begrudge any woman who wanted Brad. I wanted him for everything— his strength, his weakness, his sexuality, his humor,… — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
“I love you too, I wanted to say with as much hurtful sarcasm as I could muster, but she hadn't seen me,… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“Perhaps if you were to refrain from deploying the phrase ‘ignorant buffoon’ with a liberality most writers reserve for ‘it’ and ‘the,’… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“He's so unlucky it's almost lucky," Gren said. "It's like he has reverse luck." "He's reverse good-looking, too" said Hyde. "I'm going… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“The human route to sympathy or empathy is a clumsy one but it's all we've got. To understand the consequences of our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is scary to me is silly to somebody else. CG isn't scary to me. It's like comedy - comedy and horror… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“So might I suggest at your earliest convenience that you pay a visit to the Okins Funeral Salon to make arrangements?" "Why'd… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
Picking my topics is sort of a process of elimination for me. Most things don't work for me. I like to cover… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Be warned. This book has no literary merit whatsoever. It it a lurid piece of nonsense, convoluted, implausible, peopled by unconvincing characters,… — Jonathan Barnes Copy Share Image
“. “And I stole some oxen jerky out of Bercelak’s bag. He makes the best oxen jerky.” “Bercelak the Vengeful cooks?” “Aye.… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I think the kick to doing comedy is just to get in a film with really funny people and let them do… — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
I don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“The finest actor is he who play the comedy of life perfectly, as i aspire to do. To walk well, talk well,… — Marie Corelli Copy Share Image
“He was trying to conjure up a succubus." It should be impossible to leer when all you've got is a beak, but… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know, I think British comedy is very smart comedy. You don't get too much dumb comedy over here. Or at least… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“The sergeants are shunted forward and they blink and stare up at Gonzo as he leans on the edge of his giant… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
I never wanted to do just one thing. There's even other things in comedy that I want to do. For me, it's… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“The dust made Lily cough. She buried her face in the crook of her arm to muffle the noise. But behind all… — Ellie McDonald Copy Share Image
The privilege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense all the time & the funny thing is that nonsense is understood,… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“She looked genuinely confused. “I…I don’t know. He just seems so sweet and out of place. I guess I feel sorry for… — Christy Trujillo Copy Share Image
“Read your work aloud, if you can, if you aren't too embarrassed by the sound of your voice ringing out when you… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
“Where did you meet?” he pressed on. I shrugged and considered a little rephrasing. “I was out for a run.” “From who?”… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
Comedy, surprisingly for a form that intends to bring joy and joviality, is always upsetting people. Jokes rely on broad strokes, stereotypes,… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
With my shows, when people come out, it's all ages. It's grandmothers to 9-year-olds. And it's not like I'm trying to do… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“Yes," Bitterblue said. "I suppose you could convert everything into minutes. Twelve times sixty is seven hundred twenty, and fifteen times fifty… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
