Sara Pascoe

“It’s your life”

— Sara Pascoe

“I have MPS, a marsupial positioning system”

— Sara Pascoe

The more you learn, the more becomes possible in life.

— Sara Pascoe

I get too upset by online criticism.

— Sara Pascoe

“Man, oh, man. He is one high-maintenance marsupial.”

— Sara Pascoe

“I know what it’s like to be stuck someplace new.”

— Sara Pascoe

I'm a vegan and London's great for vegans.

— Sara Pascoe

I'm always thinking about being inclusive in my sentences.

— Sara Pascoe

People learn more when they're enjoying themselves.

— Sara Pascoe

Call centres employ mainly out-of-work actors because vocal skills plus low self-esteem equals reliable cold caller.

— Sara Pascoe

Belief is invisible, so there is enough space for everyone's. Except in the shops at Christmas.

— Sara Pascoe

When I was 14, I auditioned for Michael Barrymore's 'My Kind Of People'.

— Sara Pascoe

“Normal' is a concept formed by averages but it changes with education and tolerance.”

— Sara Pascoe

I get a fizzy thing in my brain, like a nice glass of wine, and I want to know facts and I…

— Sara Pascoe

Backstage at the Apollo isn't a fun place to be. It's a bit like a prison: small rooms filled with warm Diet…

— Sara Pascoe

No success will ever quench your thirst - my rich person's therapist told me that.

— Sara Pascoe

The definition of comedy is 'unsafe space' - you can't control what people laugh at.

— Sara Pascoe

“Oscar looked up from his plate, and if a cat could laugh, he would have. ‘Boy, that’s ugly, even for a jinn.…

— Sara Pascoe

Many of my memories of my mum are of her in the bath with a book, utilising her limited spare time by…

— Sara Pascoe

There's social media where people's politics are out there, they're forwarding articles and seem engaged, but it's only online. We tweet and…

— Sara Pascoe

Regency literature was too coal-y for me, too long-winded and describey. I preferred modern books where you had to read other books…

— Sara Pascoe

If you view history as a backdrop, set-dressing or fiction, then 'Pride and Prejudice' is hugely entertaining. My reread saw the misery…

— Sara Pascoe

“I have decided it's my mind that's woman. It's my narrator. It's my relationship to myself, and oddly, nothing at all to…

— Sara Pascoe

I try so hard to be tolerant of everyone and their choices, but people who harm pets or support factory farming have…

— Sara Pascoe

I have never been to Ladies' Day at the Grand National. I've never been to any day there, truth be told, and…

— Sara Pascoe

It's interesting that reading, like listening to podcasts, is a lone pursuit, one where we keep our mouths shut and let someone…

— Sara Pascoe

A show that I loved as a kid was 'Maid Marian And Her Merry Men'. It was a really strong female character…

— Sara Pascoe

“And she was right. No matter how they tried, the two humans, with the cat but without the microchip, couldn’t connect to…

— Sara Pascoe

But with 'Newsrevue' I started doing some characters, and I just loved how you were in control. You could write something that…

— Sara Pascoe

“He thrust his shoulders back and spoke in a whisper that sounded like the hiss of a snake. ‘Yes, the very battle…

— Sara Pascoe

Much of the discussion around how people look at women focuses on culture, as if the media is entirely to blame. As…

— Sara Pascoe

The pancreas releases insulin to make you ready for fight or flight when you're scared. So if you don't fight or flight…

— Sara Pascoe

When you meet a new woman who does stand-up, it is instantly like, 'Yes! In the gang'. Because you know the logistics…

— Sara Pascoe

“Need to fuel the brain for optimal thinking”

— Sara Pascoe

I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.

— Sara Pascoe

“It takes a well-adjusted animal to know when to ask for help”

— Sara Pascoe

“Love and peace, my human brother.”

— Sara Pascoe

I started comedy as a hobby, really, and it still doesn't seem like a proper job.

— Sara Pascoe

I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey.

— Sara Pascoe

“Enough, gentlemen, enough! Show a New World marsupial a little respect”

— Sara Pascoe