“Yes, because I want to turn my vagina into a gonorrhea culture lab.” — Sara Wolf Gonorrhea Copy Share Image
“My gut isn't wrong. Except when it has diarrhea. Then it is very, very wrong.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short.” — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.” — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“And offers me a black rose. "I figured you'd hate flowers, so I decided to get one that matched your soul" He… — Sara Wolf Flower Copy Share Image
“Most things that pop into my head are really weird, like that one time when I thought about Shrek in Victoria's Secret… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Did you know rats can leap over ten feet horizontally? And they always aim for the jugular.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be… — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“Let's go. We have to confront her." I scoff. "Confront her? That's a little mild, don't you think? I'm going to rip… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Uh, you're the fashionable expert here. I just sort of throw on things that don't have holes in them and hope for… — Sara Wolf Fashion Copy Share Image
“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Did you have fun? How many boys did you make out with?” She asks. “Seventy. At least.” “How many shots did you… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“You’re seventeen! Why do I have to keep reminding you of that? There are soooo many women you haven’t even met yet!… — Sara Wolf Funny Copy Share Image
“Yes, well, now I am an extremely mature, responsible adult, and I can do things like discuss my trials and tribulations calmly.”… — Sara Wolf Trials and tribulations Copy Share Image
“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - " “Whoa, I think… — Sara Wolf Computers Copy Share Image
“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Listen to me carefully, sweet girl. Don’t live any other way than the way that makes you happy. If you aren’t happy,… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, we can’t do the things we want to do for ourselves. Sometimes we wait for someone else to do them. You… — Sara Wolf Change Copy Share Image
“We fish around blindly in a pool of seven billion people, hoping one of them isn’t too crazy or too incompatible with… — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“Men like to categorize women.” I curl my lip. “Into convenient little boxes like ‘hot’, or ‘cute’, or ‘beautiful’. It’s easy for… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I leave her to chemically combust and find Wren in the student council office, filling out extremely interesting paperwork. He’s buried behind… — Sara Wolf Blonde hair Copy Share Image
“This is going to sound slightly stalkerish, but I can't help but notice you’ve decapitated Jack Skellington and put him on your… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Hello, spawn!” I coo at Kayla’s baby brother as he waddles into her room. He burps at me. “It looks like you… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I’m going to the library to taunt an animal dumber than me. Boys count.” — Sara Wolf Animals Copy Share Image
“I love you,” I blurt. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry for saying it, but I love you.” — Sara Wolf Love Copy Share Image
“You’re the most confusing girl I’ve ever met.” “Yeah.” I smile. “Not sorry.” “Good.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
