“You’re the most confusing girl I’ve ever met.” “Yeah.” I smile. “Not sorry.” “Good.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Dad,” I whine. “My friend died and I gotta go kick life in the nuts.” — Sara Wolf Dad Copy Share Image
“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.” — Sara Wolf Idiot Copy Share Image
“I’m gross. Look at me – getting all sloppy in front of my mortal enemy. Unexecutable. Inexhaustible. Un…un…under the sea.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so… — Sara Wolf Vampires Copy Share Image
“I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus… — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“I’m all about that shit.” Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown. “I’m all about that poop,” I correct delicately.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“And he uses big words, so he's probably a huge nerd. To be fair, I do too, but that's because I'm fabulous.… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“The sadness will last forever. And I think he was right, but I also think he was very, very wrong. It doesn’t… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I’m empty. I’ve cried out everything I had in me. I’m an empty shell waiting to be filled with what comes next.… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Wren laughs when I kneel on the floor and try to do a breakdance head-spin. I end up taking down two people… — Sara Wolf Wren Copy Share Image
“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - " “Whoa, I think… — Sara Wolf Computers Copy Share Image
“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going… — Sara Wolf Eternal life Copy Share Image
“I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever remember this time we… — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“Hey, prez!” I get out of the desk and hug him. He makes a strangled-cat noise and adjusts his glasses so hard… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.” “You’re drunk.” “Yeah, and you’re ugly, but… — Sara Wolf Humor Copy Share Image
“You are the sun, I try to say. You are the most important. You are the only light that’s ever truly pierced… — Sara Wolf Happiness Copy Share Image
“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“You try to. You try to stop all these injustices, and save people from them. But you never try to save yourself” — Sara Wolf Justice Copy Share Image
“Two closets wait to be filled with shoes or condoms or failed exams or whatever else college kids fill empty spaces with.… — Sara Wolf Broken dreams Copy Share Image
“Jack doesn’t give a jackshit about me. No, wait, I got that backwards. I don’t give a jackshit about Jack the Shit.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“And then he came, and pulled her petals off one by one, forcing her to surround herself with thorns to survive. But… — Sara Wolf Flowers Copy Share Image
“She was probably a trusting, naïve girl before him, like a daisy. And then he came, and pulled her petals off one… — Sara Wolf Flowers Copy Share Image
“I’ll text if there’s issues. Tissues. Not tissues, tissues are disgusting and so are issues.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Oh, horseshit! I-I mean, darn!” She corrects herself quickly. Why don’t you come in and have some tea. Do you like tea?… — Sara Wolf Coffee Copy Share Image
“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Snow White! I remember her story. She was the one with the seven stunted humans looking after her. She cooked and cleaned… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“But what kind of barbed love could I offer her? I’m broken, shattered like a mirror of lies. She would try to… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“have to start taking things mildly seriously, now! Ugh! Just the word sends shivers down my spine. Serious. Seeeerious. Cereal-ous. Trix are… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section… — Sara Wolf Book club Copy Share Image
“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start… — Sara Wolf Great day Copy Share Image
“There are approximately nine trillion cells in my body and every single one of them hates hiking. And walking. Just moving for… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“Newsflash; not everything that drops from your gorgeous dumb mouth is the truth.” There’s a pause. “Ah, shit. I just called you… — Sara Wolf Truth Copy Share Image
“Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are… — Sara Wolf First impressions Copy Share Image
“Living is really weird. You never get used to it. But it happens anyway. And sometimes you find things that make it… — Sara Wolf Life Copy Share Image
“You’ll be okay driving home?” “Duh,” I feel miffed that he’d pat me like a child, but also weird and glowy on… — Sara Wolf Children Copy Share Image
